who will buy this wonderful morning?

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

i. am so small.

not my chicken ass getting left alone with the wheat while the man takes his fox across the river

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Just a reminder that Kathryn Janeway has canonically beaten fear, time, and death.

@proselys

Barbie's ball gown in Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we’re just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets

i hope u all know that when i put a little space before the question mark at the end of a sentence i am tilting my head at u like a dog

people are cowards about fantasy settings and not including some things in em. I get the aversion to not wanting too modern of tech, however dwarves would invent and fucking love metal folding chairs

They invented them as a weapon first then later discovered their use as a seating option

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

happy pride month to tom 'of course i've had gay sex' hardy, daniel 'i kiss all my leading men' craig, andrew 'i'm a gay man without the physical act' garfield

Happy pride month to aromantics, asexuals, aplatonics and agender people!!

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

My favourite party is the Greens with their Radical Left Wing Extremists policies such as "listen to the science on climate change", "don't let poor people suffer", and "Labor's policy that education should be free from 1972."

Cat ppl will be like "There's no love like a cat's love" and dog ppl will be like "there is no love like a dog's love" and they are both correct.

Every social animal you can have as a pet will have a unique way of bonding with a human, both as a species and as an individual. And i think that's great. For a lot of them this includes accompanying you to the bathroom. Delightful. Life is worth living

Indulge me, friends, because I'm curious. What's the first piece of queer fiction* you ever consumed? Mine was Mistress of Dragons, a lesbian fantasy novel I definitely should not have read at age 10 that I checked out of the library because it had a dragon on the cover

*by this I mean it has canonically (in text, not word of god) queer characters (who aren't a walking gay best friend stereotype) who impact the plot, NOT just subtext or characters with less than a handful of lines