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minecraft movie notes
- everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)
- there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown
- there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.
- jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent
- a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.
- endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you
- jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)
- there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)
- "first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.
- a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.
- jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored
- in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married
i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time
