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@hisnamesdylan

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Bat!sib, dropping their ice cream on the floor: This is sadder than that time Tim lost his spleen.
Bruce, whipping his head towards Tim: You wHATβ€”
*The next day*
Bat!sib, cuts their hair too short: This is sadder than that time Jason made Bruce choose between Him and the Joker and Bruce still saved the Joker.
Bruce, sobbing: I’m begging you to stop.
Jason, With scissors: It’s about to be even sadder.
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

So we all collectively agree that Stan is smart. I mean, to be able to fix the portal he had to be. However, I think everyone skips over another very obvious example of Stan's genius: the vending machine

The vending machine definitely wasn't something Ford had around. Stan bought it for the gift shop as a way to hide the entrance to the basement while also making a little money from it.

How many weeks, months, or years did Stan just have a normal ass vending machine over the doorway that he had to physically move every night to get down there? How many times did someone shake the thing trying to get their snack out and almost see the doorway before Stan realized just covering it wasn't enough?

So he rewired the damn thing to have a secret code and some kind of, idk air lock release? And a way for it to open on its own? Without any journals, manuals, and (knowing Stan) probably without the internet too.

All while making sure it still worked as a fully functioning vending machine.

Stan is so smart you guys.

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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