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How come Sam is so queer coded, but Deanβs gay?
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So we all collectively agree that Stan is smart. I mean, to be able to fix the portal he had to be. However, I think everyone skips over another very obvious example of Stan's genius: the vending machine
The vending machine definitely wasn't something Ford had around. Stan bought it for the gift shop as a way to hide the entrance to the basement while also making a little money from it.
How many weeks, months, or years did Stan just have a normal ass vending machine over the doorway that he had to physically move every night to get down there? How many times did someone shake the thing trying to get their snack out and almost see the doorway before Stan realized just covering it wasn't enough?
So he rewired the damn thing to have a secret code and some kind of, idk air lock release? And a way for it to open on its own? Without any journals, manuals, and (knowing Stan) probably without the internet too.
All while making sure it still worked as a fully functioning vending machine.
Stan is so smart you guys.
colorblind pride flag just dropped
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when theyβre just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
theyβre just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.