Awkwardly Honest

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

Hey everyone how's it going

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

one of my top ten french behaviors is that i find it deeply jarring to see croissants (as a whole) be considered as "pastries". a Pastry is an éclair or perhaps a millefeuille or lemon tart or macaron. it is colorful and sugary and generally dainty (not always) or indulgent (not always). croissants (including chocolate/almond croissants) are Not! Pastries. but carmine, you cry! what are they then? VIENNOISERIES. like wien. you know. the city. we stole them from the austrians like a william years ago. no yeah no it Is a stupid name. still not a Pastry however,

the humble Croissant will sate you in a pleasant but ultimate useful way. it is an Efficient and Unexpensive helpmate for hungry children after school and lovers who want to treat their beloved to a breakfast deserving of the name after a beautiful night and tired grownups who want to find a Reliable and Unexpensive reason not to Kill Themselves and get them through the day.

the frivolous Pastry will be bought and consumed by Relatively Moneyed Workers on their Company-Subsidized Lunch Break, Families who visit their In-Laws on Sundays, and Lovers wishing to Court their Beloved in an Ambitious and Elegant Manner,

another of your top ten french behaviors is having all these fucking rules. a croissant is an air sandwich to be eaten on boats. a croissant is a vessel for lox. a croissant is duck bait. a croissant is meant to be stored in the basket of a bicycle for one hour before consumption. a croissant must be chewed in time with a psalm. a croissant is technically not bread and therefore cannot be eaten with cheese. a croissant must be fucked gently. croissants cannot be eaten before ten o'clock or after three o'clock. what gives, man.

Thy Name Shall Only Be Spoken In Great Shame And Contempt By Thy Countrymen.

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

NOTHING could have prepared me for that

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

if you had told me that a solid chunk of this week's yellowjackets episode would be about joel mchale brooding sexily while watching two random people watch frogs have sex, i never would have believed you in a million years. in fact, i still don't believe it. i'm actively choosing not to believe it

new photos of the yellowjackets cast behind the scenes of season 3!

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

"Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest." Yellowjackets, Season 3

MELISSA Yellowjackets 🐝 3x04 "12 Angry Girls & 1 Drunk Travis"

Realizing the change in American food culture in my life time is largely due to the fact that nearly a third of adults smoked cigarettes at the year of my birth and that number has dropped to about 10% is something that is deeply obvious in retrospect but I also needed someone else to point out to me. Like, the nightmarish 50s cookbooks existed because nearly half of everyone regularly consumed an appetite suppressant that made you unable to taste or smell for shit. I remember some comedian saying that it was easy to be skinny in the 80s because everything tasted like shit. Or course it did. 40% of your restaurant clientele could't fucking taste it which greatly decreased the potential profitability of any eating establishment that was actually trying, thus affecting the standards even of people who COULD taste. Even if you didn't smoke, odds were someone in your household did and everything tasted like ash. It all makes sense now.

"Oh, what the fuck? Come on, man..."

heyyyy internet leftist… i can't help but notice that none of your posting involves confessing to crimes on the internet, or revealing details about your on-the-ground activism that could be used to find you in real life? seems suspicious, i'm going to assert that all you ever do is post