Blocked

Parried

inaccurate, they will survive.

Out of his way peasants

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I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

Yes, this is it! This is exactly it!!

The black lines of this chart are drawn in the cheap waterproof eyeliner that binds these sibling cultures together

I just want you guys to see my fave TikTok

Yo what the fuck

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

Fantasy setting except that Dwarvish culture is bizarrely incomprehensible as a deliberate choice to keep the outsiders out, Tumblr-style. They're unhesitant to express their genuinely held beliefs and traditions, and unapologetic about freaking other people out with them, but whenever someone new is being introduced to them, they do somewhat up the ante and play it up a bit for presentation.

Like "aye boys, some aboveground leaf-eater prince emissary is coming over to visit us here. Y'all know what it means. Someone bring out the dragon throat tuba, it's time to get fucking weird. Gregory take your pants off."

if for some reason you don’t have the energy to give it your all, give it your most or even your some

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

Dex Reseacher Meowth

comic that makes you say poipole out loud in meowth voice

Ingo being the Rasputin of the pokemon world is a concept very dear to my heart

Pro Wrestling out of context: So there’s this tag team in All Elite Wrestling who’ve recently become super popular. They were already pretty popular with the crowd thanks to their gimmick (that being that they always cut a freestyle disstrack on their opponents during their entrance), but they’ve suddenly skyrocketed in popularity partially thanks to just a single catchphrase they started using recently. Crowds are chanting it, making all kinds of signs referencing it, and a shirt with the printed slogan recently released on the merch store has very quickly become the fastest selling piece of merch this month.

Now, non-wrestling fans may be reading this thinking it’s a perfectly normal, mundane story that’s nothing to write home about, but I need you to understand that the catchphrase in question is “Scissor Me, Daddy Ass”

Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.

A long meme, but something that should be said

Pencils also shed graphite something you don’t want floating in a cabin with electronics

That’s a long way to say NASA spent millions of dollars of tax payer money on bullshit because space doesn’t exist

I’m glad there’s people like this around here. Makes me feel grounded and sane.