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A Hub Of Ridiculousness

@seththemusehub / seththemusehub.tumblr.com

Yes hello, my name is Seth and this is a hub blog for my stupid amount of roleplay blogs, since I got things a little out of hand. I'm over 30, and more information about me can be found in the About/OOC tab. I do not send in passwords due to anxiety, but I do read your rules, I promise.

so hey y'all I finally did what I was gonna do for ages and shuffled Kid off to a sideblog to let this shit work as a hub. updated the about page on the blog to have my own info on it, and a list of the muses that are attached here.

previously the url of this blog was hookshotnhammer, but that has been swapped for Kid's brand spankin' new sideblog, where he'll be available to chat.

you're all welcome to chat me up on any of my sideblogs if you want to talk to them, just hit them with an @ or an ask and they'll respond! a heads up that a lot of them are probably pretty rusty, since it's been a while since I've used a lot of them. quite a while, actually. some of them have been dormant for years now. oof.

for those who don't wanna click through the link: Prince Link: @hyliansignlanguage Navi: @enchantedchaperone Daruk: @eatyourgravel Quin (BotW OC): @fingerboardrhapsodist Hero (kid OoT Link): @misplacedadventurer Blues: @littleredprototype Zen (Yiga OC): @demoncarverleadership BotW Link: @hundredyearnap Nanaki: @iamnotaratdog Cloud: @cloudywolfgearhead Raon (BotW OC): @sheikahcopycat Kid (LttP Link): @hookshotnhammer Top Man: @ispinmerightround

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kramergate

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

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paladinpup

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door. 

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

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magic-retina

For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

Here! Here is a condom size chart!!! There are probably! Others! You can check!!! So you can be comfortable when getting up to shenanigans. Because condoms that don’t fit are sooo uncomfortable and also a safety risk. A properly sized condom can really help improve sensation in the person with the penis.

I am so happy to be able to help! Condoms are so great!

Previous sex shop employee here! It’s worth noting that if a condom breaks it’s probably because there wasn’t enough lube on the INSIDE! Yes the come lubricated, but yes they need more! They use a water based lubricant and that gets sucked right up into your skin. If the inside of a condom gets dry it’s the absolute worst, especially around the band for comfort, but that’s not the part that will snap.

Adding lubricant inside increases pleasure and safety, it will blow your mind. Please do it.

Also! Most people suffer from a very low grade allergy to latex and one of the coolest things on this earth is polyisoprene condoms. They’re 100% less smelly, just as safe, and feel way better. Our preferred brand was Skyn but there’s other brands worth trying.

As embarrassing as it can be to go into an adult store I promise it’s where the Good Shit is kept. Not the KY lube (for the love of god don’t buy it, it’s killing your girls cooch) the good lube, and the condoms in many sizes and options that you won’t see in a supermarket.

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why is pizza like thirty fuckin dollars to get delivered.

I do not have enough money for pizza. I wish I did.

Dominos does stuffed crust now. I want it. badly.

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sssso....great news. my internet and phone bills are coming up. I absolutely cannot lose those. they're how I connect with everything and everyone. I am waiting on my disability hearing still, and I very much need them to talk to literally my entire support system. my family, my therapist, my doctor, my friends, my caregiver. I am homebound without a significant amount of aid. together, the bill comes to $50.

I also am...kind of out of food. I don't get food money until the third. I need cat litter and dish soap and other stuff. in order to get all of that delivered, as I don't have a way to go to the store and pick it up myself, is.

so, yeah. I can probably remove a couple of things, but for the most part it's all stuff that I absolutely need. I have no income, so I rely on the aid of other people to survive. please share, and send a few bucks my way if you can.

I have nothing to eat and I am really, really worried. I haven't eaten much over the last few days and I'm starting to get shakes. I am very, very hungry.

got enough to pay for my bill and a bit of food. I still need stuff like dish soap, deodorant, shampoo, cat litter, and toilet paper. also more food, because the stuff I got isn't going to last super long.

happy trans day of visibility, I'm trans and kinda starving. and desperately in need of basic necessities. can I get some help?

sssso....great news. my internet and phone bills are coming up. I absolutely cannot lose those. they're how I connect with everything and everyone. I am waiting on my disability hearing still, and I very much need them to talk to literally my entire support system. my family, my therapist, my doctor, my friends, my caregiver. I am homebound without a significant amount of aid. together, the bill comes to $50.

I also am...kind of out of food. I don't get food money until the third. I need cat litter and dish soap and other stuff. in order to get all of that delivered, as I don't have a way to go to the store and pick it up myself, is.

so, yeah. I can probably remove a couple of things, but for the most part it's all stuff that I absolutely need. I have no income, so I rely on the aid of other people to survive. please share, and send a few bucks my way if you can.

I have nothing to eat and I am really, really worried. I haven't eaten much over the last few days and I'm starting to get shakes. I am very, very hungry.

got enough to pay for my bill and a bit of food. I still need stuff like dish soap, deodorant, shampoo, cat litter, and toilet paper. also more food, because the stuff I got isn't going to last super long.

happy trans day of visibility, I'm trans and kinda starving. and desperately in need of basic necessities. can I get some help?

sssso....great news. my internet and phone bills are coming up. I absolutely cannot lose those. they're how I connect with everything and everyone. I am waiting on my disability hearing still, and I very much need them to talk to literally my entire support system. my family, my therapist, my doctor, my friends, my caregiver. I am homebound without a significant amount of aid. together, the bill comes to $50.

I also am...kind of out of food. I don't get food money until the third. I need cat litter and dish soap and other stuff. in order to get all of that delivered, as I don't have a way to go to the store and pick it up myself, is.

so, yeah. I can probably remove a couple of things, but for the most part it's all stuff that I absolutely need. I have no income, so I rely on the aid of other people to survive. please share, and send a few bucks my way if you can.

I have nothing to eat and I am really, really worried. I haven't eaten much over the last few days and I'm starting to get shakes. I am very, very hungry.

got enough to pay for my bill and a bit of food. I still need stuff like dish soap, deodorant, shampoo, cat litter, and toilet paper. also more food, because the stuff I got isn't going to last super long.

happy trans day of visibility, I'm trans and kinda starving. and desperately in need of basic necessities. can I get some help?

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