I’m Not Too Clever

Siento q ningun personaje ficticio me causa más ternura que Susie Deltarune. Full disparo al corazón cada vez q estoy jugando el juego y ella hace algo silly goofy. Es como una hermana menor para mí. En su tiempo libre le gusta imaginarse a si misma como un kaiju llamado Susiezilla

There’s an alternative universe out there in which Zoro’s hair color is naturally Shimotsuki Blue (®) and he’s just done a really good job of maintaining a green dye job while out at sea. And maybe he dyes it for some symbolic reason, maybe he’s just being a rebellious teen, but barely anyone picks up on it cause he’s consistent with it and hair can grow crazy colors naturally in their world. Nami would know, maybe, cause she’d finance his hair products, and canonically the crew’s stylists are Robin and Usopp, so they’d know, too.

The one who wouldn’t know in this scenario, the one who should know the most, is Sanji. The thought that Zoro might be dying and redying his hair green in his free time never even crosses his mind, because who would be a mosshead willingly? And Luffy doesn’t realize his hair is dyed because he barely pays attention to people’s appearances anyway. So when Zoro shows up to Sabaody after spending two years in Doom and Gloom Island, away from any of his usual hair products, Sanji and Luffy look at him and ask, genuinely, “Who the hell are you?”