i am a fish

The Problem:

I have a headache but I am not within arms reach of any ibuprofen

How I Plan To Solve It:

suffer. tank the damage. I'm strong, I got this.

fish. please go take some ibuprofen and drink some water.

update

I'm very happy to say that I have successfully got up and gotten some ibuprofen

you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him

But fish he's so round..... I'll never be as round as him....

but also consider- he'll never be as abstract as you are

what if he's jealous of you

Maybe I should breed with him and produce offspring that are a perfect mixture of round and abstract... The perfect being... My son will be the perfect being!

Yeah I was just thinking that maybe you should breed with him

What do you mean i should bread with him?

I can only take so much

you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him

But fish he's so round..... I'll never be as round as him....

but also consider- he'll never be as abstract as you are

what if he's jealous of you

Maybe I should breed with him and produce offspring that are a perfect mixture of round and abstract... The perfect being... My son will be the perfect being!

Yeah I was just thinking that maybe you should breed with him

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

world might be fine. world might be good even

you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him

But fish he's so round..... I'll never be as round as him....

but also consider- he'll never be as abstract as you are

what if he's jealous of you

THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

so far only one person in the comments has noticed the shinji

THINGS TO SAY IF YOU'RE TRYING TO APPEAR HUMAN

beginners guide :> 💗

CASUAL CONVERSATION OPENERS

"I am very afraid of tornadoes"

"I love listening to songs, when is the next song coming out?"

"would you rather have four cars or two bicycles?"

"I would like to be cherished and loved"

COMPETITIVE CONVERSATION OPENERS

"I am better than you at everything"

"tornadoes are afraid of me"

"you are afraid of me"

All-Around, Versatile Conversation Finishers

"we are done here"

"pretty sure we are done here"

"I've had enough"

What about cooperative conversation openers?

from my experience it is always a war

I would love to lay down in a seraphic, regal futon and be fed cheezits all day, but instead I am shackled to lay in my mundane bean bag chair, and I am forced to feed the cheezits to myself

i put a healthy dose of SAT prep into this post

another day in my gay little life. scrolling through my gay little phone

with my gay little fingers

with your gay little fingers

gay little finger tippies

yea