THINGS TO SAY IF YOU'RE TRYING TO APPEAR HUMAN

beginners guide :> 💗

CASUAL CONVERSATION OPENERS

"I am very afraid of tornadoes"

"I love listening to songs, when is the next song coming out?"

"would you rather have four cars or two bicycles?"

"I would like to be cherished and loved"

COMPETITIVE CONVERSATION OPENERS

"I am better than you at everything"

"tornadoes are afraid of me"

"you are afraid of me"

All-Around, Versatile Conversation Finishers

"we are done here"

"pretty sure we are done here"

"I've had enough"