@i-am-lady-larkin / i-am-lady-larkin.tumblr.com
I love all of you that follow me, and I really enjoy my time on this site. I am traveling abroad this semester though, and in an attempt to embrace the culture fully, I'm going to try not to speak much English. I might be on time to time, but for the next three months, my blog will be pretty inactive. See you on the other side, tumblr!
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
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Oh My God
Wait for it…
Idgi
omg
IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs
are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me
scottyblake91 what does this mean
What the hell does this mean
Parks and Recules
Mrawwwww I miss this…. </3
i watched the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee and
in-love-with-lana:
mommmmyyyy:
HEREis the product that Kylie Jenner used to grow her boobs, it comes with a free trial and you just have to pay like $5 for shipping and handling, it comes from natural ingredients and anyone can use it, it is just a cream that you have to apply two times a day!
omg i just ordered my free trial and i hope this will really help me, thank you so much xx
okay so i dont usually post anything here on tumblr but i thought i may give my review of this product, THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME THIS YEAR, just see it by yourselves, i am so thankful that i ordered it this
okay so the popular blogs that exploit their followers for money and use their influence to profit off of the insecurities of teenage girls are at it again and for some people this might seem appealing, so im gonna explain why it doesnt work.
the idea is that you put this cream on your boobs or butt and it’ll make them bigger, by “stimulating your fat cells” . first of all you need to understand the human body and how your anatomy works. if something is absorbed by through your skin it will go through seven layers of skin before reaching the cells in question. once it does that, it will enter the blood stream and be circulated throughout your body, being filtered and diluted. it is simply not possible for something your body absorbs to specifically target the fat cells in your butt or your boobs.
topical creams like the ones advertised are wayyyy too thick to be absorbed by the skin, much less reach the lower dermis layer where the fat cells reside. there may be a TEMPORARY increase in size, but this has nothing to do with fat cells; this is actually blood rushing to the area where the cream was applied because it was irritated (this is the reason a lot of shampoos and creams have a “soothing” sensation). the sensation only lasts about 5 minutes just like the minute temporary swelling, and your butt or boobs will look exactly the same once it has passed. there is absolutely NO WAY for a cream to have the effect that these creams are promising.
even if it were somehow able to magically find ur butt cells and “stimulate them” - whatever that means - that wouldn’t make your butt or boobs any bigger. if it did, breast augmentation wouldn’t still be a viable cosmetic process, as people would just use creams like these instead of actually inserting implants into the body. in short, these creams do not and never will work, and this is a scam.
people are so anxious to throw money down the drain into nasa and explore mars but we have plenty of red rocks on earth. i found one the other day and picked it up for free. no one even tried to stop me
Hey dude I know I said u could borrow my red rock for this post but my aunt is coming to visit and I need it back ASAP
people are so anxious to throw money down the drain into nasa and explore mars but we have plenty of red rocks on earth. i found one the other day and picked it up for free. no one even tried to stop me
when you realize you’re alex russo
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?
So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
