four-eyed they-devil

😍😱🎉 20% OFF at Redbubble! 

If you want to support small artists (like me!), there’s 20% off for the next three days at Redbubble! Artists typically get 20% of every sale so it’s a great way to help people out now they can’t get out to their jobs or to sell their art at craft fairs. 

These are a few of the things you can buy from my shop - you can get all sorts of clothes, homeware, etc. from Redbubble, and the quality of everything I’ve bought from there is really great. 

The code for 20% off is 3DAYSALE. 

Here’s the link to my shop - you can click on any designs you like and see what they’re available on.

You might know that I’m saving up to move out of my parents house to somewhere safer for me - if you’d rather support me anyother way you can donate directly to me.

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

wait til y’all see british ross from friends

That is an evil lesbian

it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:

1. British

2. Ross

👋🏻 im trying to raise funds for top surgery, any n all support helps!!! 🌸 if u donate at least $3 i'll do a photo edit for u (examples included on my page) !! just include a pic or the name of the person/character n a theme if u have one in mind! thank u so much for any donations or signal boosts, they mean the world to me🐰💞

if u have any questions please reach out to me either on ko-fi or my ig: kookojos 🌱 thank u so much~

👋🏻 im trying to raise funds for top surgery, any n all support helps!!! 🌸 if u donate at least $3 i'll do a photo edit for u (examples included on my page) !! just include a pic or the name of the person/character n a theme if u have one in mind! thank u so much for any donations or signal boosts, they mean the world to me🐰💞

if u have any questions please reach out to me either on ko-fi or my ig: kookojos 🌱 thank u so much~

i am not immune to [character standing in front of wings imagery so it lines up like they have wings] [character standing in front of halo imagery so it lines up like they have a halo]

I wish bethesda let you have reflections in fo4 because every time you approached codsworth it'd be like this

I just spit up water all over myself bitch

When he grabbed the countertop I screamed

I’ve said it before but “ the disrespect was so potent, I have a vision” is a permanent part of my vocabulary

Words that make you burst into tears

literally every ‘wholesome’ hannigram scene always has the most fucked up context its so funny 

they just watched a social worker crawl out of a dead horse’s body 

I’m sorry they what

Webkinz Valentines Day Pets

What exactly ARE the autobots and decepticons fighting about? I tried to wiki it but they had like eleven subsections on the Cybertron civil war and I already have too much to read

It’s almost like teachers barely make a living wage and actual minimum wage workers don’t make a living wage at all.

Keep in mind that raising minimum wage will ultimately force your employer to pay you more competitively--whether or not you are a minimum wage worker.

This is why conservatives are so scared of minimum wage workers making a living wage (which, to be clear, $15/hour is not)--it would force all employers to start paying employees a more reasonable fraction of their value. Trickle-down economics is a sick joke, but trickle-up economics is real.

Raise the standard for the lowest paid workers, and THE STANDARD GETS RAISED FOR EVERYONE.

Whether you make $30k or $100k a year, you are making pennies on the dollar of what you are actually earning your employer. Never forget that.

you hear me: homosexuality is inclusive of nonbinary people. nonbinary isn’t a ‘third gender’ and there are so many different experiences and genders one could be. nonbinary people are included in every sexuality.