My moral compass is a roulette wheel

“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

no, it’s wasps

i just don't think that people should have to disclose their deepest and most life-ruining traumas as a requirement to write about sensitive topics

jolyne-to

There’s so much you could say about Louis and Lestat and their morality but by far the most fucked up thing they both ever did was get into that coffin together while Louis was still covered in milk. Truly evil behaviour. The smell alone earned them both eternal damnation in my eyes.

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually

my hottest take

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

if you ever used the trolley problem to describe the genocide the US is funding as a 'lesser evil' you're not allowed to be angry when someone implies the economic collapse of the US would be worth it if it forces the US to loosen its chokehold on other regions. you can't suddenly start finding the trolley metaphor disgusting only when you find yourself on the other train track. either you've always been against it or you shut the fuck up.

Also alot of people are showing themselves to be apologetic for US imperialism. Alot of people are "anti imperialist" to an extent that they are against US exported atrocities but dont want their lives to change. the standards of living in America will decrease if America's access to the global souths resources ends up being cut off. that's going to have to happen

Bob Odenkirk & David Cross playing Melee at the 2002 Sundance film festival

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

how many times have you watched this…?

me: it get’s funnier every time–

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible