Janosh you are a gem, love.
Also the short waiting in the option menu is me lying on the floor laughing my ass off.
Y'all I am pissing my pants, you really wanna tell me, they ADDED THAT PART OF KD1 TO THE GAME !?!?
#laughing my ass of#although t'was not my henry#i reloaded I know for a fact#not my seasoning on that roast in the oven !! xD#henry of skalitz#welcome to fatherhood lol#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#also HANS KNOWS#THEY GOSSIPS ABOUT THAT ON THEIR WAY TO TROSKY IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL ME#Youtube
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Hans Capon: The most problematic damsel at the joust, the other half of Henry, and the people’s princess 👑
+ More Hans Capon
Never read word more truthfull this week 🫡
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^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long
this isnt a win for me.......
Tysm for the tag Sheep<33 u rlly won w Dick I’m jealous… meanwhile I’m stuck w this mfer😭😭😭 I refuse to take this as a sign….
No pressure tags: @littleplantfreak @ceruark @cheralith @genxnarumi @suosteacup @sugurouge + anyone else who wants to join!!
i’m taking the kaiser thing as a sign. I’m planning your divorce already Dei
i got Nice from to be hero x which…isn’t terrible i guess
tagging: @birinboom @hayatoseyepatch @shroomerr @moments-in-film and anyone else who wants to!
I’m actually scared who’s the most recent in my camera roll let’s see…
AHHH not mad not mad not maddddd at ALL it’s my sweet little baby angel Neuvi ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
No pressure tags: @rindous-wife @eevees-hobbies @moments-in-film @peachsukii @mitsuwuyaa & anyone who wants to jump in ❤︎︎
I was not tagged buttttt
Does this mean I get tag teamed? Threesome? Thruple? How we doing this.
Okay... here's the thing... I don't know who this man is.... so I don't know if this is a win or not....
*does the deepest sigh in the world there ever was*
......oh you guys just HAD to tag me today, wouldn't you huh....?
If I play fair... that's.........that's the ...fictional character...
*hides in the corner of shame*
don't look at me.
#I know for a fact you want to know the story behind this#which is EXACTLY why I will ...maybe tell you#because it's actually a fun story - completelly out of context#no connection to any fandom i've ever talked about what so ever#but i want offerings#*grabs you by the chin and stares into your soul* work for it if you dare trying#i will definitely not tag anyone to this I don't want plp to think I am a serial killer or smth
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jitka and hans when they have a son first try so they can get back to shagging their bodyguards
THIS IS MY BIGGEST HEADCANON Y'ALL!!!
#for fucks sake easter will be me locking myself in and drawing the shit outta me again#but wait .. then again I need to play the game as welll...#aaargh .. gimmme more time for fucks sake 😭#hansry#jitka going down hard on her chambermaid yes pls#also jitka will the the adult one#the one that makes reasonable decisions for em all.#i am so into this#way too invested
Hansry AU ideas, because my head has opened all doors for unlimited brain worms right now. And I can't decide what I wanna draw out so here we are..
Fallout AU
Western / RDR AU
Witcher AU
(listen I have sold my soul to this franchisem there is no coming back for me)
Starwars/Mandalorian AU
Kind-of-Sherlock(?) AU but Hans is still a rich brat, solving crime for fun, accompanied by a family friend's illegitimate son, he stumbled upon. Now he keeps following him, in hopes to find his parents' murderers out there and bring justice upon them. Oh and more or less modern timeline
Dark Magic / Witchhunter AU Kinda same as the above, in kcd canon setting, but with actual magic in it. They are basically canon but without the political meta story - it's more about supernatural encounters. They stumble from case to case and eventually become a reknown duo called to help with mystical problems around the region. Also Hans is a huge whimp who hates ghost stories. Can also be paired with the witcher AU of course
Modern/Celebrity AU I've read a fanfic about actor Hans and bodyguard Henry and know I can't think of anything else anymore
Modern/..ideas?? AU
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While I am working on a short 3-page comic - while I actually am SUPPOSED to be working IRL - while I can't bring myself to put my fucking hands off of tumblr - while I stumble over some hurt theories about kcd3 that make my heart ache - while I lie in bed in embryonic position hoping not to cry too much about them - while I try and cope my feelings about old Henry telling his Lord Henry Capon of Pirkstein about the day his father died..
#hansry#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#hurt no comfort we all die like peasents here *slaps table*#lmao I'm fine#nothing but a good hurt on a tuesday afternoon#if anybody could recommend some nice happy ending like fanfic for me I'd apprechiate it#icy's art#WIP#althouth I won't finish this ig#also don't get me wrong I loved that idea fpr kcd3 <3
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Hansry Week Info
Here is all of the rules/prompts/info for Hansry Week!
I won't be making an account on here dedicated to it, but feel free to use the #hansryweek tag and/or @ me so that we can see all of your wonderful creations!
Please note that this is an 18+ event and NSFW creations are allowed, just be sure that you tag/label your works accordingly! Posting instructions and more info will be shared over the next few weeks
No - I will not overdo myself this time... I hope..
Day 3 and Day 7 caught my eyes tho.. and maybe some tiny ones for the other days...?
Chewing on my desk, eating up my mouse and keyboard, SCREAMING in AGONY, CAUSE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I CAN'T GET MY PRINCESS OUT OF THE FUCKING CASTLE!!! (╯°□°）╯ __|____|__
#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#I wanna down him so bad#but then I was like#no henry be nice you moved mountains to get here and had an extra nice escape plan#but claustrophobia is no joke we get that#but I mean if we just dipp a little on his teeny hea- NO HENRY TAKE OUT THE GUARDS INSTEAD#a dozen times of reload later#mmhraaaaach but it would be so fucking funny wouldn't it?#ANOTHER dozen reloads later#fuck it imma knock him out#Hans FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Capon - knocked him out in every sword fight but appareantly he's totally immune to my backstab move#AND IS NOW JUDGING ME FOR TRYING EACH AND EVERY TIME#LOVE I KNOW CONSENT IS A THING BUT NOT IN THE 14 century BABY SO COME HERE IMMA NEED TA KIDNAP YOU FROM THE KIDNAPPERS#IMMA DRAG YOU INTO A DARK BLACK HOLE BUT TRUST ME THIS IS FINE I SWEAR ALSO YOUR FRIEND CAN COME ALONG#my henry moved a whole lot to the dark side since we left trosky prison I tell ya#running amok around trosky and kuttenberg? somehow more likely than you think#it's 1 am on a workday and I am just horribly impatient about this#save and retry tomorrow#that'll be best#also the erik cutscene destroyed a comic idea of mine#and I don't like him anymore after what he did to the doggy#erik you had my sympathy for 2 days#and you fucked it up#congratulations