I can't carry it for you but I can carry you

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.

how it feels talking to people on the internet 

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

castle // halsey

this is still such a good post

DERRY GIRLS ⇢ 1x03

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

Rick Astley's father Ossie Astley celebrating "Never Gonna Give You Up" making it to #1 on the UK charts in 1987.

i think instead of giving daniel jackson a military funeral everytime he dies they should go egg the house of an academic who has disagreed with his theories in the past in his memory, i think he would love that

Tight. Yeah, it’s so tight, dawg.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | GHOSTS 

happy jackson avery day I don't know a bigger fool for april than him lolol