If unicorns could be the size of a small dog aaa

Youtube comments good sometimes

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

tags via @ratbastarddotfuck

quite literally me when i am lying

transcript:

woman: why are the heard and mcdonald islands, which don't export to the united states, and are quite literally inhabited by penguins -- why do they face 10% tariffs? did you use AI to generate this?

man: [extremely nervous and suspicious laughter] ehehehe..... no.....

Nothing can prepare you for how cartoonish that man sounds

Quintessential "I totally did but I'm laughing to make you sound ridiculous" behavior

For those wondering: yes, she is saying that Democrats who abandon trans rights are using fascist logic.

awesome?

slurp

"The French are horny" <- quote my animation teacher

I wondered for years why I was so drawn to French animation and French animators, and apparently it's because I, like the French, am horny.

Though Western animation tends to follow the same production pipeline, you obviously have a huge cultural difference between French and American animators and how they animate expressions. American animation uses facial expressions as the main way of conveying emotion. Expression in French animation weighs more on body language, specifically the shoulders, followed by facial expressions. A character in French animation will generally move their body before or with the emotion they're expressing. It's cool to see in practice.

But also yeah horny.

Aiko (Alena Shirmanova-Kostebelova)

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak