@illegalaustralien / illegalaustralien.tumblr.com
hey we wanna re-think this at all or
What kinds of fucking freaks is Maxie keeping on the payroll here
"Wow, you're really into that?"
No. I'm lying for attention. Of fucking course I'm into that, I'm not on tumblr for the fucking good of my health.
Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,069 slutty, slutty years
Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
There should be a polite way to tell your friends “I’ll suck your dick if you order Taco Bell and bring it here”
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
Ah yes, my fuck around friends and my find out friends.
It's just so... surreal. Richest (and one of the most powerful) guy in the world begging his internet followers to be real niceys to him because online lefties making fun of him hurt his feelings, but neither him nor his followers would respect him expressing that kind of vulnerability so he has to somehow spin it as trolling and #Owning the radical lefties.
my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
