boom clap sound of my ass

prince's influence on this oh yes

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

Lady Gaga via Instagram

ABRACADABRA — Lady Gaga (2025)

I know writers who take the time to edit their rants before publishing them, and they're all cowards. Fresh off the print, here's my longform view on some of the major takeaways from this presidential election

Shortened, my argument is:

i think it’s good for all of us to learn (myself included!) that momentary thrill of moral superiority shouldn’t guide our activism but like. genuine care for other people. all cops are bastards yes but what sort of language are you using when you talk about prisoners? we all want the socialism but have you helped your roommates with chores? when’s the last time you helped someone in your community? in your general living space? mood okay, kill all pedophiles … do you really care about victims of sexual assault and want to warn people about a predator or are you looking for the Zing of telling people off with little care to how your words may affect them ….?

it's always i watch tv shows on 1.5 speed and sex scenes should be eliminated if they do not directly impact the plot and endless algorithmic stream of short form video content and asmr video while somebody reads out reddit aita posts for you and show cancelled after one season because it didn't immediately become a viral sensation and 2 minute songs optimised for tiktok virality and ipad toddlers and increasingly abysmal theatre and concert etiquette and how dare you make me wait for part 2 of this instagram reel storytime and memes with a lifespan of 48 hours and i have to bring my phone into the cinema because how can you expect me to focus for the entire run of oppenheimer and it's never how was the slow intentional focused consumption of media. the slow intentional focused consumption of media looks lovely

Beyonce copies the Anime Club

Who back on tumblr

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale

Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"

Here's burning screams from this cd.