havent drawn em in a while

things people have done to help me during a psychoses episode

This is how you help people. I will never ever fathom how anyone can think it's a good idea to tell someone with a mental disorder or neurodivergence that what we're experiencing isn't real. Real is subjective.

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

Si hombre pero que dise tu

club meshis

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope's orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby's right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months' time.

Instead as far as I can tell he's just like "I'm dog" and has been like "I'm dog" since Undertale launched and he's just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.

toby fox has had the rightest idea of us all, that he has simply Not Interacted with the internet for the majority of his career. shit aint worth it

"Fan content is for other folks and not me" is a golden rule among publicly-creative types. But he's took it to a whole new level lol. I aspire to that.

Growing up on certain parts of the internet you learn that fame is toxic and to be avoided at all costs.

Do not make "content" do not become "marketable". Make weird, earnest art and it will speak to people.

was this in anyone’s bingo card

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

Iron Kitty ! This Pokémon resembles a popular toy from the future, it’s able to make various expressions and seems to be loved among children

guy creating a game: wow wouldn't it be fucked up to be locked up in a tiny dark room u cannot escape from kilometers under the sea. this sure is an awful way to die! good thing this doesn't happen in real life

random tech company:

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

A comic about controlling your symptoms and trying to get other people to understand why it’s so hard to do so, in goo form

[Image Description: A simplistic black-and-white 18-panel comic. Each new image is a separate panel.

In the first panel, there is a black goo monster. It is a blob of shiny black goo. A small glob of goo has dripped from its body onto the ground to the left. Above it is text that reads, “I drip goo sometimes.” At the bottom right corner, it says, “By b 4 us.”

The next panel shows the goo monster bent over trying to pick up a bit of goo that dropped from it. The goo monster says, “Oh no.” Above it is text that reads, “I try not to, I try my hardest.”

The next panel shows the goo monster holding a jar partly filled with goo. Above it is text that reads, “Sometimes I put it in little jars.”

The next panel shows the goo monster holding a book. There are three drops of goo around the goo monster. Above it is text that reads, “I study why I’m gooey and what I can do to make less goo.”

The next panel shows the monster holding a medicine bottle. Above it is text that reads, “I take goo pills. They help me make less goo.”

The next panel shoes the goo monster holding out its arm while goo drips from it. Above it is text that reads, “But I’m a goo monster. I drip goo sometimes.”

The next panel shows the goo monster looking down at a humanoid onion character standing on the right. The onion character has goo on their foot, and they look disgruntled. Above it is text that reads, “Sometimes my goo gets on other people. That’s bad. I don’t want that.”

The next panel shows the onion character from the chest up. They are pointing up, presumably at the off-panel goo monster. The onion person proclaims, “There’s goo on my shoe!”

The next panel shows the goo monster holding up a hand apologetically. The goo monster says, “Sorry. I’m made of goo.”

The next panel shows the onion character from the chest up. They are curling their arms in front of them. They look rather exasperated now. The onion character exclaims, “That’s no excuse for making goo! I never make goo!”

The next panel shows the slime monster and the onion character again. The onion character appears angry and is crossing their arms. There is still goo on the onion character’s foot. The goo monster explains, “You aren’t a goo person. You are an onion. I make more goo than you.”

The next panel shows the angry onion character pointing to a different black goo monster. The onion character argues, “He doesn’t drip goo! Neither should you!”

The next panel shows that previously mentioned goo monster. There are bits of goo floating above his arms and head. The first goo monster explains, “He makes different goo. His goes upways.”

The next panel shows the onion character. There are three lines to show that they are scoffing. The onion character exclaims, “Well clearly you’re not really trying to stop making goo!”

The next panel shows the first goo monster again. Above it is text that says, “I want to say I am trying.”

The next panel shows the goo monster holding out a dripping arm. Above it is text that says, “That I’m sorry. That it isn’t on purpose. That I can’t always control it.” Below it is text that says, “But I want to do better. I want to be better. But any time I mention my goo people get angry.”

The next panel shows the goo monster bent over and dripping into a puddle of goo. Above it is text that says, “I don’t want special treatment. I don’t want to use it as an excuse.” Below it is text that says, “I just want you to understand.”

The last panel has only text that says, “I’m a goo monster. I drip goo sometimes.”

End Description.]

have this in my coat pocket in the bar

its been like 30 minutes