this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

Penelope in the Odyssey

names for your four year old white boy

Blake Aiden Jayden Brayden Trystan

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

love reddit

at the devotion store do you want anything

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

Omg why did my mom just text me this 😭😭😭

Hey 🙋 diva 💁 so I 📧 have 🈶 some 🤢 sickening news 🗞 to tell 💬 you. 😀 As you 👈 know, 🤔 your 🧍‍♂️ dad 👨 and I 👩🏻 have 🎁😑 not 🪥 been 👫 kiking as much 🙀💘 lately. It lowkey 😳 has 👏 not 🚫 been boots 👞 down 👈🍑 at the house 🏠, for a while now. 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️ I have been reading 📗 your dad 👨 a lot, 🔪🤯 and he's been 👦 throwing 🤽‍♀️ a lot ✅👑 of shade 😡 my 🧑 way. And overall 🔁 it hasn't been 💴💫 giving 👅🍆 loving 💕 couple 💏 realness. I 😀 understand 😩🤔💦 you 👉 might 📷 be 👌😳 gagged by this news 🗞, maybe 😿 even 🌀 shook. 🤝 But 🍑 the real 🔎 tea 🍵 is that 👉😐👏 your 😇 dad 🌱 and I 👀👨 cannot 👀 make 🥺 this marriage 🤵‍♂️💎👰 werk anymore 💔 so we're 🤔 getting ❌🤝 a divorce.

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

Reblog to make it die faster

Opening the tumblr app in public