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I Think About The Evanuris A Normal Amount

@im-calling-the-lord

Dragon Age posting, occasionally 18+
I sometimes write/draw and the Evanuris are my beloved insane weirdos
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We Post Cringe Here, Sir

Tryin' to be active in fandom for once so here's an intro post for my blog-

THE DRAGON AGE VARIETY CHANNEL:

I post about DA:I and DATV (positively), I'm working on my Origins and II playthroughs so that I can post about them too, if I see Solas I hit reblog, and I have brainrot about the Evanuris. Every other DA character is fair game here too, I like them all. Most of the content here is reblogged; I occasionally make original flop posts. I'm queer, in my 20s, and use any pronouns. I am also a known yapper so please feel FREE to pop in my inbox or dms to chat about Dragon Age. I call myself a fanfic writer, so here's my a03 for all interested; when I post more there, anyone following here will be the FIRST to know.

MY DA WORLDSTATE:

uh its a bunch of complicated OC riddled nonsense but hey I'm having fun. My Rook (Fen'revas) is the son of my Inquisitor (Ama'len) and Solas, and both of them were alive during Ancient Arlathan (hence the Evanuris brainrot). Their story is minimally up on a03 but I posted that fic looooong before Veilguard so it needs some TLC. I'll try to post more about my worldstate if I don't die of cringe first.
That's all folks, enjoy the blog
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Reblogged doghawke
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voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

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Reblogged mashedpotatodragon
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why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

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"we can't let just ANYONE call themselves queer!!" what are you talking about. I'm steepling my fingers and gleefully cackling every time we Get Another One and you should be too. lock in.

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Reblogged tarantula-hawk-wasp
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Saying "But they're both pining for a man" against the theory that Glinda and Elphaba are lesbians for each other seems plausible for now but will turn out to be a Straw Man argument.

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