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I’m Jesus

@im-jesus

I’m woke, bitch. You know who I am.

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I’m Jesus. I support people of every color except wealthy people who are assholes about it. If you’re blue or yellow, please go to the doctor, that’s not a good sign. I also support every aspect of the LGBTQIA+ community (no, that does not include ped0s, stop asking) and I am a safe place for mental health issues. My DMs are open, I don’t want to see a picture of your private parts (except you. no, not you. it knows who it is).

Don’t interact if you’re gonna be a shit about this kind of stuff. This is a gimmick blog. It’s for fun. I’m actually a transmasc bisexual virgin opossum in a trench coat (he/him). I’m not a minor, but I’m okay if minors message me, just please disclose that you’re a minor so I can put my filter in. You don’t need to for asks, asks will always be unhinged. Sorry, mate.

I love you, I love you very much. Please don’t hurt yourselves, hydrate or diedrate, make sure to eat something, and try to brush your teeth. And if you have any, take your meds. Rest your minds, don't use too many spoons, and please, for the love of all things holy, sit down before you dislocate your shoulder because of your mobility aids. <3

Anonymous asked:

i think I’m finally over her. That was rough. She’s still nice to talk to and the other day she told me some stories she likes from the Quran (I asked bc I wanted to in a little way celebrate Ramadan with her) I think I have a crush on a different person now!!! He’s a cute guy in my chem class with horrible handwriting and the most fally aparty binder and notes known to man but he lets me doodle on his arms and he’s super cute and let me talk to him about personal stuff

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marry him right now

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18, 25 and 32 for the ask game

I am terrified of spiders, I miss my dog and also my guy Rufus (real ones’ll know), my favorite color is green

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