can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

Hey, excerpt from the first episode of season 5 just leaked! Check it out!

Brainwashed Kas!Eddie targeting the kids during the Final Battle™ and Steve shielding them and the whole Party crying out to not hurt him, oh my God, please, Steve, it's Eddie, don't hurt him!

But Eddie is very much hurting Steve and if he doens't attack him back he could die and Dustin screams to him to bring him back, you gotta bring Eddie back Steve!

And Steve screams care to explain how the fuck I can do it, I'd like not die?!

And Dustin screams that he have to shock him, Steve, you gotta shock him back to himself!

How?! Screams Steve, wounded and exausted by the unfair fight with a damn vampire-demon-metalhead currently trying to tear his throath with his fangs.

I dunno man, just do something! Screams Dustin, crying and sobbing as he witnesses his two fathers figures trying to kill each other.

And so Steve, who is holding at Eddie's face to keep away from his throath those deadly fangs, hisses a pray to whatever god is listening and takes a leap of faith and directs that face to his own and kisses him.

And fangs cuts at his mouth and clawed hands tighten around his neck and Steve spits his own blood into Eddie mouth and can't breath anymore but doesn't let go doesn’t let go doesn't let go.

And Dustin screams and the Party screams and all around everything falters and fade away, white noise now filling Steve's ears, until the air suddenly comes back and he's coughing blood on the dirty ground as he regain his breathing.

And when his fuzzed sight can focus again the surronding, there's Dustin clutching at him and crying and next to him Eddie, the real Eddie, no claws, no fangs, no black eyes, just Eddie, looking at him in shock, muttering did you just kiss me? Did he kiss me, Henderson?

He did kiss you, says Dustin through tears, he brought you back!

And Steve gets back on his feet, rasping welcome back, Munson, you can thank me later, and hands him a nailed bat, and the three of them go and kick Vecna in the ass.

100% cannon btw

Lighter than a butterfly...

Plz tell me their besties, they have to be besties

✨ An experiment with lighting (and a limited color palette)

This looks so real I SAW Eddie breathing.

No, I saw it too?? That's weird, but also rlly cool

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

U need explanation?

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

@chemical-processes @coquitten @newobsessioneveryweek

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

It called me gay

Flesh hat ad 😔

"A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head." GO AWAY. DIE. I HATE YOU FLESH HAT

....I hate to alarm u

"an old friend"???? Bro, that's your wife.

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

Oh, they DO have those!

The like button should be at the bottom, looks like this:

The dislike button differs depending on your device but it should look something like one of these:

Hope that helps :)

ok I'm on my stranger things shit again and i saw a hc somewhere that Steve got his 'King' nickname from streetracing/ racing and omg its just so on point in all ways.

like first of all hawkins is such a small town that before the mall if you didn't want to go to the arcade or just get drunk in a field then driving really fast was probably ur only other option for entertainment.

in terms of plot/character though:

just imagine Steve at 15 or younger learning to drive by himself bc his parents weren't there to take him places and there was no one to teach him. Imagine him being so good at it bc he has no kind of warning in his head from his parents teaching him, or anyone who would know if he scratched the car or hurt himself.

imagine getting his nickname from being undefeated at his racing - that's why when Billy arrived he was 'usurped'. Even though Billy is arguably attractive you can't get that popular in like a week and Billy is known to be reckless especially at driving, so it makes so much more sense.

imagine when Billy says he's finally seeing King Steve is because of how reckless and uncaring about his own safety Steve used to be bc of how noone would care if he showed up home injured.

imagine Steve relying on his instincts from driving around all the streets again and again to be able to drive his car with all the kids back to the Byers' safely with his concussion and vision screwed because no matter how shit he might feel he would still be better at driving than a 13 year old.

imagine him driving the toddfather into Billy's car in s3 despite how cars like that are not built for it and knowing exactly how to do it. imagine him knowing the exact make and model he was destroying and how unsafe it was and doing it anyway, unthinkingly, because his friends were in danger.

imagine eddie ceding the rv to him in s4 bc of course the drug dealer knew exactly where teens who could sell to hung out and had seen him in action. imagine Steve knowing exactly how fast he could go in a trailer without breaking down without thinking.

imagine throughout all of this giving the kids rides at the most legal speed ever bc he just cares way too much, taking only the safest shortcuts, and then one day they see him driving when he's alone and realise that he is NOT a safe driver at all he's just protective of them specifically. imagine him being able to drive as fast as he wants with eddie or robin in the car bc neither of them care.

imagine hopper knowing the entire time and giving the most violent shovel talk ever the first time he had el in his car before he realised that Steve would rather die than endanger any of the kids and realising that Steve being safe around himself is the problem.

finally, imagine Steve driving slower the more he spends time with ppl who care bc he finally has ppl who would notice if he fucked up and crashed, imagine him driving safely bc of the kids until he starts doing it for himself too. imagine him finally starting to care about his own safety bc of his found family and just- ughgggggghhhhhh he makes me ill

Holy shit, I love this

ST Neurodiversity Headcanons:

Mike - AuDHD

El - Autism

Lucas - severe ADHD

Max - Dyslexia

Jonathan - Autism

Hopper - ADHD

Steve - Dyslexia OCD and severe ADHD (he’s a messy one)

Robin - AuDHD with like a really hard emphasis on the ADHD

Love how this implies that Dustin is Nerotypical and he's just a little weirdo XD

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it