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her eyes look sharp and steady // into the empty parts of me // but still my heart is heavy // with the hate of some other man's beliefs // always a well dressed fraud // who wouldn't spare the rod // never for me
god i know i usually put a funny quip under my videos but i truly cannot do it. they make me so fucking sad.
Poob has it for you
i'm going to become the joker
Okay
Yeah that’s
Yeah
me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
Postcanon Farcille indulgence
I’m
The youth are lost
Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this
I think there should be aliens in star trek that have sex like this, i don't know how they'll integrate it into a plot but I need it. Maybe they tried to fuck a human and then stab them in the abdomen and they fucking die or something, that sounds like a DS9 plot
It should be a species w an ovipositor like this and it should be quark who gets stabbed. He lives, it’s just a b plot w him, odo, the women, and her lawyer
There’s also a scene where Jadzia also calls him closed minded for being upset by the whole thing
Erogenous Bosch or whatever his name is
That's the one who got really turned on by nearly everything. I think the artist was Heterogenous Bosch.
That's the one who was composed of many different organs, none of them alike. You're thinking of Endogenous Bosch
That's the one whose artistic process took place wholly within his body. I think you meant Androgynous Bosch.
That’s the one of indeterminate sex. I think you meant Cacophonous Bosch.
No, that's the noisy one. You were probably thinking of Euphonious Bosch.
That's the brass instrumentalist. You're thinking of Hierophanius Bosch.
No, that's the one that's a physical manifestation of the diveine, you're thinking of Eponymous Bosch.
That's the one who named all his paintings after himself. I think you mean Anonymous Bosch.
No one knows who that one is.
Conservationists here at the TACM are excited to learn that a novel subspecies of the Scalia Variations meme has been found thriving in the wild.
obviously trans people have existed for a very long time across the globe in many contexts, and engaging with this history is central to demystifying and denaturalising cis-heterosexuality, but I also hate that we’re forced to point to history to justify our existence today. Even if we all sprung into being ten years ago that wouldn’t make us any less legitimate as people. This obsession with requiring trans people prove our own social ancestry to justify contemporary struggle is so stupid and cringe. as if history is this ultimate authority, that it is self-justifying. Maybe I am a fully modern subject without any historical precedent! Maybe Frankenstein’s monster is a wholly unique output of modernity! Isn’t that also worth celebrating? Smallpox is one of the deadliest diseases in human history and it was only eradicated 45 years ago. Does living on a planet without smallpox deprive us of this ancient connection to human history now ? Sputnik had no precedent and that was awesome. who gives a shit
tag your traumatized man comfort character
surely this isnt true-
"Decided on June 26, 2015 in a 5–4 decision, Obergefell requires all states to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples."
MCD episode one released on March 11th, 2015.
oh 😭
Worst part of transitioning is now all the stuff that made me a cool chick makes me a lame guy. Oh you skateboard? Get a fuckin job
a dead ideal
Wheat Fields at Auvers Under Clouded Sky (1890) by Vincent van Gogh
How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica
not enough
millions of penguins probably have
This is so true and such a good point
