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computer: please enter a password.

tyler: *types in josh*

computer: your password is too weak.

tyler: how fucking DARE YOU-

torchbearer: while i'm gone, you're in charge clancy.

clancy: yes!

torchbearer, whispering to mark: you're secretly in charge, but i don't want him to feel bad.

mark: obviously.

josh: please, tyler, after everything we’ve been through together. you can’t do this.

josh: i’m sorry tyler.

josh: i’m begging you. don’t do it.

tyler: it has to be done.

josh:

tyler:

josh:

tyler: *places +4* uno.

interviewer: what do you guys do when you're stressed?

josh: go for a run, or try and calm myself down.

tyler: get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

josh: tyler.

josh: i fell—

tyler: from heaven?

josh: no, i literally fell—

tyler: in love with me the moment you saw me?

josh: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

tyler: okay, but do you think i'm cute? be honest.

tyler: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

josh: sorry, it was me...

tyler: ...is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

josh: i knew this day would come... i saw it on the calendar.

*tyler falls over*

josh: tyler! are you alright?

tyler: is that you, god?

josh: what?

tyler: it's just, you sound a lot more like josh than i expected.

josh: what are you doing here?

tyler: i could ask you the same question.

josh: i live here. this is my house.

tyler: i should probably ask you a different question.

josh: i have a 1:30 appointment.

receptionist: which doctor?

josh: no, i want the regular doctor.

torchbearer: we all have our demons.

torch, grabbing clancy: this one’s mine.

tyler: hey, you wanna know a secret?

josh: no.

tyler: okay.

josh:

josh: do you smell smoke?

tyler: the secret is that the tree house is on fire.

tyler: i am so cool. i am an absolute chad. i am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

josh: hi.

tyler: *melts down in a flustered heap of joy and giggles*

blurryface: i’m never donating blood ever again.

blurryface: the second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another!

blurryface: ‘where did you get it?’ 'why is it in a bucket?’ i mean, do you fucking want it or not?

tyler: i'm going to get myself some soup.

jenna: be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

tyler: pfft, i won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

tyler, entering the room: i burned myself.

tyler: i wonder who’s ruining my life.

tyler: *looks in the mirror*

tyler: so we meet again.