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Serena: People will really have the gall to look me in the eye and say "Well, at least your not one of those bull dyke lesbians." Serena: And that's when I pull the hammer out.

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Emily: Hey. Sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. See, I have a condition called- Emily: [remembers that pathologizing her behavior is unhelpful] Emily: It's actually because I hate you, specifically.

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Miranda: How dare you! Serena: Don't be such a hypocrite! Aren't you always saying you have be willing to do anything to get ahead? Miranda: I have never been betrayed like this! We made a deal! Serena: What do you want me to do? Not use a Blue Shell when I have one?! Like you wouldn't have done the same thing! Emily: Andy...I told you it was a mistake to let them play Mario Kart together... Andy: Miranda, dear...maybe we should take a break?

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Emily: Are you flirting with me? Serena: [currently laying in Emily's bed, naked]

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Emily: It's cute how I used to think this "barely holding it together" feeling was temporary.

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Serena: I should get a pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Andy: The big five licenses? Serena: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and...license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Andy: Miranda, I want to fluster you. I want to make you blush. I want to make you feel vulnerable and safe around me. I want to make you weak in the knees. I want to love you.

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Emily: Girl help? No. Girl hurt. Girl maim. Girl kill.

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Miranda: Third base is when Andrea sees me have a panic attack.

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Emily [British]: [playfully] You cunt.

Andy [Midwestern]: [shocked] Em, what the fuck? I thought we were cool now?

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Andy: My kink is saying something ridiculous and watching Miranda go through all five stages of grief as she realizes she still wants to fuck me.

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Andy [about dating Miranda]: I'm not an island anymore. I'm a pair of islands. Serena: So you're an archipelago?

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“i could fix her” “i could make her worse” oh yeah? well i could sit in her hotel room wondering if i should or could comfort her after she tells me yet another marriage has fallen apart.

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Emily: No Noise November. Everybody shut the fuck up.

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Serena: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Andy: 420.

Serena: Andrea, be serious.

Emily: …69.

Serena: Yeah. It was 69.

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Doug: So what happened after dinner? Andy: Nothing. Miranda walked me home. Doug: To the door? Andy: Yeah. Doug: That's a date! Andy: No, it's not. Doug: But Nate never walked you home. Andy: That's just 'cause he was a jackass.

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