race: so you're not after revenge?
davey: it's not in my lexicon.
davey: but...i would love to fuck this guy over.
albert: i'm always the last one to know everything.
race: that's not true.
albert: yes it is! i was the last one to know about you falling off that table drunk. i was the last one to know about davey accidently wearing his shirt backwards. i was the last one to know about jack's crush on davey -
davey: WHAT?
albert: oh, second to last to know.
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albert: did it hurt?
oscar: did what hurt?
albert: when you broke through the earth’s crust ascending from hell.
I love it whenever Tumblr gives me random posts because I see incorrect quotes like this and then I check the tags and I am like "NEWSIES??!! what are these characters like in newsies to explain such behavior"
i am so sorry