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They Live Together. It’s Weird

@influenzabella

Emily/25/she her

Hey, wanna read Twilight and Midnight Sun at the same time rather than back-to-back? (Can't blame you if you don't.)

Here's the order of events by chapter!

  • Twilight Preface
  • T & MS Chapter 1: First Sight
  • T & MS Chapter 2: Open Book
  • T Ch 3: Phenomenon & MS Ch 3: Risk
  • MS Ch 4: Visions
  • T Ch 4 & MS Ch 5: Invitations
  • T Ch 5 & MS Ch 6: Blood Type
  • MS Ch 7: Melody
  • T Ch 6: Scary Stories
  • T Ch 7: Nightmare & MS Ch 8: Ghost
  • T Ch 8 & MS Ch 9: Port Angeles
  • T Ch 9 & MS Ch 10: Theory
  • T Ch 10 & MS Ch 11: Interrogations
  • T Ch 11 & MS Ch 12: Complications & MS Ch 13: Another Complication
  • T Ch 12: Balancing & MS Ch 14: Closer, Ch 15: Probability & Ch 16: The Knot
  • T Ch 13 & MS Ch 17: Confessions
  • T Ch 14 & MS Ch 18: Mind Over Matter
  • MS Ch 19: Home & T Ch 15: The Cullens
  • T Ch 16 & MS Ch 20: Carlisle
  • T Ch 17 & MS Ch 21: The Game
  • T Ch 18 & MS Ch 22: The Hunt
  • T Ch 19 & MS Ch 23: Goodbyes
  • MS Ch 24: Ambush & T Ch 20: Impatience
  • T Ch 21: Phone Call
  • T Ch 22: Hide-and-Seek & MS Ch 25: Race
  • T Ch 23: The Angel & MS Ch 26: Blood
  • MS Ch 27: Chores
  • MS Ch 28: Three Conversations
  • T Ch 24: An Impasse & MS Ch 29: Inevitability
  • MS & T Epilogue: An Occasion

when i first got into Twilight a couple of years ago I was trying to avoid spoilers since I was watching through the movies with my dad (his idea btw) anyway pretty early on I came across the name renesmee and fully thought for WEEKS that that was the ship name for Bella's mom and Edward's mom. didn't even question it.

but can you imagine how much spookier it would be if the cullens don’t all pose as one family?

alice runs a chic little consignment/thrift store. rose and emmett have a mechanic’s shop. carlisle and edward and esme DO pose as a family because it works and edward is the only one who looks young enough to need to be in high school anyway. everywhere bella goes she’s running into these people who are just slightly off and they don’t seem to be connected…

Bella trying to explain this to her cafeteria crew:

Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural

He’s constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse… wait. Is that something you’ve tried?” Edward: “I haven’t, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ‘double dog dare’. I’ll leave it at that”)

He’s on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight

He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fast…. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?

Emmett sitting in class and talking to Edward thru his thoughts and saying “do you think I look cute” over and over again until he gives in and looks and the bitch is sitting there smiling and looking like this :
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