THE NAME!! THE NAME… UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME FOR TWENTY THREE YEARS SAID OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT WAS POUNDING IN MY BRAIN LIKE A HAMMER
incoming yap sesh. YALL THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THESE FUCKASS REDESIGNS ohh baby we’re just getting started! this is where my rewrites start to get lowkey convoluted because i am of the belief that fizzaroli and barbie wire should have been one character. also stolas is my least favorite part of the show so here’s me trying to un-woobify him. here we go:
STOLAS: born into the ars goetia royalty, stolas was raised an only child with a silver spoon in his mouth. in objective terms, he was a spoiled brat. he was in an arranged marriage by age 16 to stella, and while she always tried to make it work, their marriage was entirely loveless. when his daughter octavia was born, for the first time in his life stolas learned to love something other than himself. that was until he caught an imp trying to steal his grimoire during his daughter’s birthday party. what started as a physical altercation turned into a thoughtless and messy hookup and stolas was instantly smitten. now, the two of them have an agreement where they see each other every month in exchange for the book, all the while stolas’s marriage falls apart around him and his reputation among Hell’s upper class threatens to crumble.
LOONA: at the bottom of hell’s caste system are hell hounds. they are treated like animals by demon society. they reside in “feral” packs, in “shelters” where they’re adopted or euthanized, or as workers for the demons who adopt them. blitzø adopted her as a young adult, wanting to fill the void losing his family left. all loona wants is to smoke and be left alone, but she’s been shoehorned into being the secretary of a business run by imps
FIZZIE WIRE: blitzø’s twin brother and the favorite child, fizzie wire was born to be a star. a singer, dancer, acrobat, musician, and a jester, he went on to be signed by asmodeus when he was 18. out of jealousy at his brother's big break, blitzø accidentally set fire to the circus while burning a photo of the two of them. their mother lost her life in the hell fire. fizzie lost his horns and his skin was almost entirely scarred white. the twins went no contact. while healing in the hospital, asmodeus made animatronics in his likeness to fill in for him at his club. these animatronics went on to perform at several amusement parks. in the present fizzie is essentially the first imp celebrity with fans, merch, and nightly performances at asmodeus’s club. he’s adored by everyone and constantly dehumanized by them. he is an object of consumption. he is very well taken care of by his boss, but still feels unseen by him. on the hand, ozzie sees fizzie as his first real friend.
they forgot what they were talking about
SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5
[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]
