not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

*distant, echoed* woah mama i've fallen down a well

I keep drawing penis...

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

havent seen severance Why are all of you talking about belly buttons all the time

by Amos Stillwell

There is a lot of style in being a naked old man with a long white beard that covers your penis and flies behind you when you run.

DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Just jacked off to the abstract beauty around me

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real