whomst?

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

happy homestuck day, you filthy animals

severance is like [45-50 minutes of life-altering television that leave you wanting to walk into the ocean or perhaps perform a self-immolation]

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Why tf doesn't Tumblr care about Bernie Sanders opening for Clairo at Coachella - this seems like the kind of strange shit that you guys like

We can put them back together....we have the technology...

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

for fuck’s sake guys

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

Warframe is wild for not only outright confirming that the primary, most personal antagonist for the player, the closest thing we know in this universe to an actual literal god, can be defeated by the actual literal power of love

but also that the example they use to confirm this is the toxic old man yaoi workplace situationship between unethical science georg who prepared for his time travel to 1999 by dressing up as a pokemon trainer and his pathetic failtwink Ygor

Don't forget the fact that he also decided that to assist you in saving the group of bisexuals you just met, he'd shoot you in the chest so that you'd cause a time loop allowing you to start dating them all

VITAL context: the original tomb raider game used a 3rd person camera from behind the player character, so this model of lara was intended to be seen from the back:

they conserved polygons in the front so they could precisely sculpt the ass.

God bless our troops

“The Cross of Collectible Card Game Defeat”

yugioh is very good

OK??? LMFAO???

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

YOU can go to christianbumpersticker.org TODAY and order 10 for FREEEEE!!!!! and splice them together in any way you choose. they sent me like 20 plus some pamphlets and a dvd when i ordered them like 5 years ago and they're still going strong. top is my new car bottom is my old car. they're incredible.

i think i just had a regular human experience

like it has to be the amulet