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Aperture Desk Job

deep memories

when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:

Keep on trolling in the free world

Ravioli Of Lying To God

steve buscemi giant toblerone. send post

hello and welcome to Name That White Man!

in this game you’ll be proving your knowledge of various white men from across the internet because they literally all look the same

https://forms.gle/gSNLkcezfSq5A2DY7

Note: because google forms short answers are a bit weird it might tell you that your answer is wrong even if you are correct, so go on ahead and put your funny silly answers. i love reading them!

here we go 

first thing we found is… this

the models called box_creature_ik_model.vmdl_c and we have no idea what it does 

the background npcs from the beginning of the game also include a LOT of hla npc animations 

olga’s model but void textured is in the files too 

theres this as well, the texture in question is just a red square but still interesting 

these as well 

no idea if these are unused or not, but take some stickers in HD

space helmet + final toaster boss 

flowerpot that both of us are unsure if its ingame or not, either way we dont remember seeing it 

not unused, but grady has a huge model whch you dont see fully ingame 

this was found inside the folder ‘’ballbot’’ which is atlas’s internal filename, which was found in a folder named player, either it was reused for the gibs of the household turrets or a leftover 

this odd core device thing both of us dont remember being ingame

‘‘npc_abilities’‘ and ‘‘npc_squad_modes’‘ are odd files both us of think has to do with citadel 

possibly?

i’m just gonna post this here

CAROLINE DOES EXIST IN THE DESK JOB UNIVERSE!! The “portrait of a lady” painting is sitting in the hall outside Cave’s office, half covered up!

On the left!

@silverstreams was talking about how it's so odd to see people in portal and god... yeah. it's almost more haunting than having none

i'm screaming they literally just send their children off into the Day Care Tube. either that, or this is ALSO part of the core school. idk which is funnier

employee daycare.....2! love 1) the impossibly thin railings around the area 2) how the play equipment is constructed out of the same tubes that they use to transport everything else around, just painted 3) the repulsion gel at the bottom of the slide

THE REPULSION GEL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SLIDE WITH BROKEN RAILING IMMEDIATELY ACROSS FROM IT NOOOOO

i made this as fast as i could

Microdosing on writing by opening a google doc

Mitch has serious doubts about his son’s abilities to win a year’s supply of delicious, creamy, A&W Cream Soda in a body board contest, and that disturbs him.

He really wants that A&W Cream Soda.