Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure

lmao 10 years after my death I’ve reblogged many posts by mistake

anyway how’s online

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

Remember when people acted all weird about that figure skating show?

The olympics

no the other one?

The Olympics 2

yeah thats it

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.

So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes.  Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students.  Like all the time.  It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher.  Plato thought this was bullshit.  He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them.  He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did.  Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example.  So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.

excuse me.

motherfucker ultimate

Canyonlands National Park, Utah (I moved to Salt Lake City this past July).

hi, i’m moira rose, and if you love fruit wine as MUCH as i do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the daaaazzling peach cralllbapple to his riesling rioja. come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. you’ll remember the experience… and you’ll remember the name: herb irvling. ger.        bert hurngeif. irv herm,linger. bing liveheiger.      liveling.  bert herkert

(art by schultz, words by dril)

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