dirty mind …. ! ₊ཾִ ᖫྀ .
mohawk!mark, full-masked!mark, shiesty!mark, & reader ╲ your boyfriend is a little perv <3
𖥔 ࣪˖ tags⠀⎯ separate headcanons | pre-established relationship | ooc characters | perverted behavior | mentions of panty stealing, nudes, masturbation, etc | if this isn’t for you, please ignore | silly headcanons don’t take them too seriously | fake humping | groping | voyuerism? | shiesty mark is childish asf | etc
𖥔 ࣪˖ author’s notes⠀⎯ really on the mark is a little perv train (i mean look at the lotion and tissues in his room ) so of course his variants are gonna be similar if not ten times worst. decided i may write headcanons inbetween work days cause i only ever rlly write fics on my day off— but i don’t wanna starve y’all. i’ll make more of these soon probably i need to sleep tho 🫶🏾🫶🏾
- keeps sexy pictures of you as your contact info. consensual, naughty pics of course— he’s not that odd.
- however one day you had his phone to check something and happened upon his call log by accident. of course you were a frequent caller, your lips curling into a smile at the little ‘headache’ contact name he had chosen for you.
- but on further inspection you saw.. what you believed to be, was you on your knees, breasts pressed up against the damp thin tshirt you wore. along with this comprising position was mark’s hand holding your cheeks gently, your lips slick and face a complete mess; eyeliner dripping, eyes teary, the whole nine yards.
- you immediately recognized this photo, nearly tearing your blankets in half as you jumped out of your bed. without much thought you were barging into the bathroom where your lover showered, the man giving you a confused glance though not entirely apposed to your presence.
- “change my contact photo!” you huffed, gripping the phone tight and showcasing it. you watched in absolute disbelief as mark slowly grinned, not at all phased by you finding his dirty little secret.
- “nope! mark, how old are y— that’s not the issue. change it now! what if someone saw this?!”
- his eyes rolled slowly, “no one touches my phone except you. c’mon it’s a hot picture, lighten up!”
- you didn’t bother in confirming or denying it, eyes squinted at your man who was practically struggling not to laugh at your dismay. a few silent seconds passed before he groaned a bit, a wet hand reaching out towards you.
- “i’ll change it right now, right infront of you.”
- “and use a tasteful picture?”
- you waited a moment before stepping closer, extending his phone— only for a tight grip to come upon your wrist. you scrambled, immediately knowing what he was going to do.
- magically — curtesy of viltrumite speed — mark tossed his phone onto the pile of dirty clothes on the bathroom floor while simultaneously pulling you ( fully clothed mind you ) into the shower with him. you practically shrieked, fighting at the arms that wrapped tightly around you, trying to ignore the mischievous laughter escaping him.
- “you keep falling for that.”
- “you’re such a dick! i’m all wet now, mark!”
- the man would snort, peeling back to glance down at you. “hasn’t been the first time, definitely won’t be the last.” his fingers rose to pluck at the soaked shirt you wore, slowly peeling it off you.
- “now let’s get you out of these clothes, i would hate for you to catch a cold.”
- you would have to badger him later. and since mohawk!mark isn’t a total dick, he will change it to something a little less compromising…
- while i don’t believe full mask!mark is timid or anything, when it comes to you he’s a little less ‘aggressive’ (for lack of a better word) when compared to the other variants.
- but that doesn’t mean he’s not just as freaky. meaning.. the man is prone to stealing your panties.
- like the doting boyfriend he was, mark was doing your laundry one day, simply moving the clothes to and from the basket to the washer— easy peasy, no need to fuss.
- except he happened upon a pair of your panties. dark blue, lacey, with such thin material he questioned if it even fully covered you.
- for whatever reason the man got so fixated on that pair, clutching it in his hand for what seemed like thirty minutes before shoving it into his pocket.
- that day, he mulled over it while you were gone, a million thoughts running through his head everytime he shoved his hand into his pocket, feeling the fabric glide across his fingers.
- should he put it back? why did he keep it? how disgusting can you be to take your girlfriend’s dirty underwear?
- but.. all that seemed to cease when mark pulled it from his pocket once again, feeling way to hot the moment his fingers dragged right against the crotch.
- he felt dirty, perverted, everything in between but that didn’t stop him from pressing the fabric against his nose. the man couldn’t help but notice your smell immediately, basically groaning right into the panties as if the single sniff left him high.
- from that point on mark began to steal your panties, always so eager to do laundry just for this reason.. and when he had some time to himself mark would spend it sniffing, licking, even dragging the fabric along his length..
- a true pervert, right to the bone.
- of course, he wasn’t subtle and of course you found out quickly, but you decided to let him have his fun. albeit a little low on underwear, you truly didn’t mind his freakiness.
- until one day the two of you were both home, cooped up in during house chores together; mixed in with a little kissing and groping, it was a good day after all
- you were busy shoving a new load of laundry into the washer whilst mark emptied the dryer, him humming along to the little conversation you had going.
- in the middle of it your hand suddenly grabbed those same blue panties, a fake look of surprise capturing your features.
- “oh, i should probably set these to the side for you.”
- mark hummed for a moment still focused on doing his part until his eyes turned, gaze settling on you— heart dropping the moment he noticed what was in your hand.
- you gave a sweet smile, shutting the washer close and setting the panties ontop of it.
- “i put it to the side for you. you’re welcome.” you leaned over to stamp a kiss to his cheek, walking off to finish some other task.
- leaving a completely red mark who began to stammer, clearly embarrassed, practically trampling over himself to chase after you.
- that night he makes quick work of apologizing over and over again, not at all convinced by your pretty grins and little “its okay”s.
- a groper and humper. even at the worst fucking times.
- will go to sleep with his hands under your shirt, a palm full of your breasts. not even in a he wants to play with them way but in a— that’s the only way he sleeps well way.
- if you wear nightgowns around the house mark is quick to grip your ass, even spank it a little bit just to hear you whine in annoyance.
- do not bend over in his presence, ever. not unless you want strong arms to tug at your hips and for him to hump you like some dog in heat.
- will even add over exaggerated moans and groans just to fuck with you
- “oh yeah, just like that.. feels so good!”
- this doesn’t stop just cause the two of you are in public, it may even increase tenfold — outside of the sight of children of course — because mark knows no one will step to him.. cocky bastard.
- imagine grocery shopping and he’s all like “babe can you hand me that” something that’s magically on the bottom shelf. you think nothing of it, trying to be a good girlfriend, you know, and bend to grab it.
- it was a trap. obviously. because like glue mark is slipping behind you, arms tight, and giving you a few pumps.
- you kick up a small fuss, slapping at his hands and throughly embarrassed by his behavior.
- to his credit most times the aisle is empty when this happens, but the one time it wasn’t, instead of stopping; mark winks at the poor guy that passed by.
- to say you were pissed was an understatement, mark spent the rest of that day groveling for you to forgive him.