sylus birthday card is going to kill us

lowkey barely survived the near lethal dose of fluff, happiness, comfort, and joy

happy b-day, mo ran🤲🥹💕

conversations about living a ‘soft life’ annoy me because people act like it’s a choice rather than a luxury. the majority of women who have high stress lives are forced to due to life circumstances they have little to no control over. you’re not enlightened, you’re privileged

Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck

if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

Great at being in your notes, terrible at trying to talk to you ✨

Oh... oooh... the horns... the placement of the flower...

I am unwell

they're cute in their own way :(

if tumblr shuts down follow me on this other website that's nothing like it and is fundamentally impossible to even wrangle into being like it due to a format that prioritises algorithmic short form text content and also nobody will join it anyway

OK so it's kind of like tumblr except you have a character limit and the userbase is completely full of humourless millenials and it doesn't have tags and you can't repost the same thing multiple times. BUT it'll have a moderation transmisogyny scandal within 6 months so really it'll feel just like home

born too soon to be a space outlaw born too late to be a wild west outlaw. What a nightmare

Sketch based on new official art 😈👼

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