hehe, responsibilities go brrr

im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

Are there any rules to the madness challenge?

so basically its where you let the madness consume you #madnesschallenge

Going to become one of those guys who bitches and moans about how much the Craig Bond movies suck because he “neutered” Bond but for Feige’s decision to not let Johnny Storm be a lovable slut

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

It looks like this

Nosy ass plant

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

Can you tell this dub was recorded in South Carolina, and in 1995?

Allegedly, the Japanese producers enjoyed the English dub so much (especially of Natsumi), that when they recorded the TV series, they showed the English OVA dub to the Japanese actors in order to inspire their acting.

Coastal Carolina didn’t make many English dubs, but those they did make are a treat. Besides You’re Under Arrest, I also enjoy Shinesman and Elf Princess Rane. And many of the same personnel later reformed as another company and did the dub of Miami Guns.

I can’t believe I never realised before this exact moment that the very specific vocal characterisation that’s indelibly burned into the brains of an entire generation of English-speaking nerds as the 90s Anime Dub Voice™ is literally just a Carolina accent.

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

via @roachpatrol

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

This post always disappears for just long enough to make me forget what the audio is and then returns to punch me again

How bad can it be?

Holy fuck

& (wrt prev reblogs) this when like. emmrich is one of the least plot relevant characters if not THE least plot relevant character to the actual narrative of datv… like he and his quest could be cut entirely without any difference to the story. so it’s striking to me that he was given this preferential treatment in his romance writing and the focus on his romance that he gets compared to the more central characters (to me the main examples being davrin and bellara, the dalish elves, in the game that could never have Not dealt with the dalish gods)! like. hello

jk rowling should kill herself

there is a top 3 list of people whose deaths will be a huge cause of celebration among the people of this world and jk rowling is honestly interchangeable with the other two that you've probably guessed by now

when the snake women in xcom grab your lady soldiers and force them down on their knees while constricting them with their tails it's kinda

i knew this would be the right bait to use on tumblr. everyone play xcom 2

This is unrelated to anything else with the silly “Dire Wolf” controversy but them putting these images in all the articles give me the weirdest uncanny valley discomfort. Like it is hard for me to take these photos seriously. Do you know why?

Wolf pups just do not look like that. Because wolves typically have their pups in underground dens, it is an evolutionary advantage for the vulnerable pups to blend in with the dark earth of the den. If they were born white, they’d be sharply contrasted and easier for predators to spot. Even arctic wolves are born dark and gain their typical white coat a little later (though not all arctic wolves are white either).

Fun fact in Game of Thrones they used domestic dogs to play the dire wolf pups; puppy Ghost is cute but he’s clearly no wolf!

Giving birth to pups that are darkly colored is a pretty basic adaptation in a lot of canids that litter underground. Red foxes and arctic foxes are also born a very nondescript shade of dirt. Exceptions exist, but this is just a thing that a lot of wild canines do. Here are various canids (red fox, Ethiopian wolf, maned wolf, and African wild dog) that do this

I don’t know if we have any proof that dire wolves had their pups in dens but it would be kind of weird if they didn’t. So even if the dire wolf had a light coat as an adult they would likely still be born with a darker color to act as camouflage.

So when I keep getting this image

blasted on all my feeds you can understand why my brain has trouble registering it even as a gray wolf pup. It’s just weird. It looks like what chat gpt would spit out if you requested an arctic wolf pup. That thing would stand out like crazy in an underground den. You can make something look like something else all you want but the evolutionary history of a species is too complicated for us to ever faithfully recreate from scratch.

Harry Potter is fucking unsalvageable at this point and it doesn't matter how much you seperate yourself from the artist/author when the author's bigotry and transmisogyny heavily overshadows anything in that mediocre book.

at this point it signifies that you are complicit in the genocide of trans people, especially trans women and that you don't care that Rowling is profiting off of HP while pushing for the removal of our existence.

love our trans sisters, especially trans sisters of color, more than this fuck ass book.