Lea Shepherd

@irlactualhuman / irlactualhuman.tumblr.com

30s, (They/She) Send me Asks! Share with me! You are my favorite thing.

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Hi. I'm Lea. (Lē - ah)

@irlactualvo is where I'm storing my voice acting portfolio and other cool posts I've voiced. I make weird noises with my mouth, and sometimes they're really good. My ko-fi is linked in the pinned post there.

@irlaesthetichuman is a blog I run for posting pretty things and stuff that makes me shiver with delight. It is nsfw.

Consider most or all of my stuff nsfw, now that I mention it. I sometimes write erotica, wax philosophical or thirsty about sex, and generally speak as if my audience were made up of people that share my interests. I often talk about these things in an adult way utilizing adult themes.

If you have requests, send me an ask! I'll record some silly or serious audio for you or help you write things.

If you have larger projects with which you'd like my help (or for which you'd like to hire me) send me a dm!

If you just wanna talk or be friends, either of those things are also open to you and i encourage it! I feel love when I interact with you and I hope I can inspire you to feel the same.

All the tags I use for stuff are on this post and are self explanatory.

#leaposting #queer pride #trans rights #lgbtqia #leaanswers #writers #vocals #voiceover #voice acting #pinned post #pinned info #leavoc #record later #realhumanshit

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gordonengineswifenirmal

Stupid dumb weather. I should be asleep rn. Had hail bangin on the door like the police.

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Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

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great-and-small

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

It is wednesday my dudes

Absolutely lost in the sauce.

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[Guy at the workplace having a midlife crisis but he's poly] She took the wife in the divorce

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Man I wish today was the day.

kicking a rock down the road

But it ain't even tomorrow.

Man I wish today was the day.

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halfgayfullgayconsequences

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

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sharpteetheyesinfront asked:

As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

unpretty answered:

well thank god it's not just me

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club #and his earnest reasoning was #'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to #went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

bippysaurus-rex

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

#it got better #new fanfic trope: trying to host an orgy but everyone keeps getting distracted

i must write this or perish

I don't normally reblog stuff this explicit but it's funny and I think @irlactualhuman would get a kick out of it.

This feels like both being called out and deeply understood at the same time.

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i make posts when I'm nervous like a bad dog

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oldbutchdanielcraig

WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

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freshgratednutmeg

Susan Crawford wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race, defying Elon Musk

Liberals will maintain their narrow majority on the court after Crawford’s victory in the first battleground state election of Trump’s secon

FUCK YEAH

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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

same-pic-rick-roll

Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?

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hope-for-the-planet

The world has probably passed “peak air pollution”

Global emissions of local air pollutants have probably passed their peak.

Our World in Data

From the article:

Global emissions of local air pollutants have probably passed their peak. The chart shows estimates of global emissions of pollutants such as sulphur dioxide (which causes acid rain), nitrogen oxides, and black and organic carbon. These pollutants are harmful to human health and can also damage ecosystems. It looks like emissions have peaked for almost all of these pollutants. Global air pollution is now falling, and we can save many lives by accelerating this decline.

While air pollution hasn't peaked everywhere, things will only get better from here if trends in cleaner energy and manufacturing continue.

This is one of those examples of slow progress in solving a big problem that doesn't get celebrated, even though it represents a huge step for human health and well-being.

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