I feel so losersauce when my grandma can cut food in her hand and I have to use a cutting board like a pleb
thinking reallyyyy hard about oscarmark bringing each other when they hang out with their friends... need them to be attached at the hip and everyone to raise their eyebrow at it a little bit. hey oscar, nice of you to join us for padel! erm quick question why is your manager here. hi mark, it's cool all us older grid drivers could meet for dinner but uh. why have you brought your twink protΓ©gΓ©
Bahrain GP 2025
"Like Baku, for example. My comments on the radio don't say that much, but there's actually a really good shot, if you look at my onboard camera straight after the race. It's facing my helmet, actually, as I cross the finish line and do the next couple of corners. And it doesn't take a genius to work out that I'm pretty damn excited."
β Oscar Piastri, The Howie Games Podcast
βIch bin kein Schumacher ich bin der Vettelβ (Iβm not Schumacher, Iβm Vettel)
Thereβs no way the De minimus changes are going to work. Out of all of Trumps policies, it would be by far the hardest to implement. When they initially tried it for like a day I called that it would be impossible and I was right. The truth is, Americans order way too much shit from China for it to be tracked and taxed. If it is tried, the postal and port services in the united states are going to slow and and be overflowing more than a hoarder house
Franco talking about sex and how difficult it is to connect with someone. (Via Nude Project Podcast)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Formula 1 RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Oscar Piastri/Mark Webber Characters: Oscar Piastri, Mark Webber Additional Tags: Feminization, Crossdressing, Anal Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Established Relationship, Daddy Kink, Breeding Kink, Inappropriate mentor/protege relationship (but isnβt that the entire point?) Summary:
Well, thereβs no harm in pretending Mark can have what he wants. Just for tonight. And Oscar seems dead set on giving it to him.
Maybe what they both want overlaps tonight. Maybe more often than that.
They were made for each other, in some twisted way.
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I am back from my semi hiatus with some absolute filth! enjoy my loves <3
https://x.com/f1swift04/status/1909176840817951149?s=46
this is the fugliest thing i've ever seen in my life. why would someone do this...
Mark leaving Japan and buying starbucks βοΈ