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ash - he/him - 20 - house md sideblog - main is @crow-king-ash - please help me this show has taken over my life and i'm not even kidding it's literally all i think about all day every day

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my name is ash, i'm a queer trans guy (he/him) and i am utterly OBSESSED with house md!

most of my info is in my carrd:

i'll link my other main socials here as well for ease of access: twitter and ao3!

if you're over 18 feel free to follow my private twitter, it's linked in my main twt bio. also most of my ao3 is just straight up old man porn so. proceed with caution if you don't wanna see that etc etc👍

also! please be aware that while i am okay with minors following/interacting with my blog, i do occasionally post suggestive stuff in the tags. i try my best to make sure it's not overtly explicit but i may slip up on occasion.

anything that's genuinely nsfw or suggestive will be tagged as such, so if you're a minor i would recommend blocking those tags before you follow! :)

tone indicators are not necessary, but would be greatly appreciated!!

i think that's all!! have fun!! :)

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

"Dr. House is not autistic, he is just an asshole" bro did you know autistic people have personalities? and sometimes being an asshole is part of their personalities, and it has nothing to do with autism? House is autistic AND a giant fucking asshole and i will die on this hill.

Things that would happen if House were to suddenly star airing again in 2025:

- They break into a woman's house just to steal and throw out her entire collection of essential oils that she's using instead of medicine

- A patient needs urgent surgery, but their insurance is denying it. House says "where's Luigi Mangione when you need him?" and storms out

- A teenager ends up in the hospital because he read too much fanfiction and started taking weird combinations of hormones in an attempt to make mpreg happen in real life

- A child has the measels because their parents didn't get them vaccinated. House yells at their parents thoroughly

- House yells at a lot of parents for not vaccinating their kids, actually

- and also just at unvaccinated adults

- when they are having trouble figuring out some case and House is frustrated, he says, "just say it's long COVID. Everything's a symptom of long COVID"

- for some medical reason, they perform an illegal abortion. Yes, they're in New Jersey where abortion is still 100% legal all the time. I don't think the writers care

- there are many more trans patients. House genders them correctly, but also pretty much exclusively refers to them with the t slur

- House goes on estrogen for an episode purely because of its ability to increase pain tolerance

- that "we have to check the patient's ass!" scene, verbatim, in its entirety

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