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Leading the fight against anti-white racism

@itsaruse / itsaruse.tumblr.com

This is absolutely a porn blog. I don’t know why I’ve been telling people different. My favorite pattern is tweed. I love club Monaco. I especially like rubbing my lips on the peach skin while eating it. Ms paint is my canvas of choice. I like to wear shorts when it’s negative degrees out and not complain about how cold it is. I put chapstick on like a pro. I am not afraid of crushing my knees in a car crash, though my knees touch the dash. I speak two languages and frequently rub it in other people’s face. I start most of my sentences with “Did you know…” I’m everybody’s favorite person, though I can get presumptuous and cutting at times…most times…all the time.
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Anonymous asked:

trans people hate you for liking harry potter btw. read a better book. embarrassing

I was illiterate and barely making it through school until 5th grade when an aunt bought me the first Harry Potter book as a Christmas gift. By 7th grade I had college level reading comprehension and my senior year of HS I had a 4.3 GPA.

Like, sure. JK is a revolting hag who doesn't deserve rights, but those books are the foundation of everything that I am as a human being right now.

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Rolling two D10s to calculate the mental damage I received from seeing bumble ads on Tumblr dot com

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Reblogged dduane
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[Image description: A colorless single panel New Yorker comic of a person stood in front of three large bookshelves. The furthest shelf is labeled "Best Sellers". The person is standing in front of a shelf labeled "New Release", in the process of taking a book off the shelf. The person is looking at the last shelf with a blank look on their face, that shelf is labeled "Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire", with "Claire" underlined for emphasis. End description.]

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Reblogged the-togepi-man
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Rosy morning porthole view.

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So this went, uh, a little viral, and I’m cracking up seeing a pretty fair response division between “So soothing, I love the ocean” and “JESUS FUCK MY ANXIETY IS THROUGH THE ROOF.”

And then somewhere in the middle there’s:

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Reblogged drinkyourjuiceshelby
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modogoblin
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get herrr jaddeee

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vibewars

Bitch really had the audacity to talk to MIA like that over stupid Covid vaccines

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Ah yes, the stupid life saving COVID vaccines. Your description says you're "the girl everyone forgets about". They don't. They're willfully ignoring you.

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fka-aj-deactivated20241123

MIA has become such an irrelevant flop lol

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