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If Trump Tweeted About Mad Men

  • Ungrateful TRAITOR Peggy Olson, who should’ve never been hired, is calling Draper a weak writer. Terrible!
  • Jim Cutler & fake cancer Frank Gleason held a meeting & the projector didn’t work (a mess)- just like CGC!
  • Yes, Roger Sterling did a bad job and lost the Lucky Strike account…but at least he tried hard!
  • For the 100th time, Ken never “mocked” a stuttering client (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling” when he totally changed a months old strategy!
  • The real story here is why are there so many leaks coming out of Freddie Rumsen’s office? Will he be leaking when dealing with clients etc?
  • Ad Age should APOLOGIZE for FAKE NEWS article on Draper. Total hit job. Subscriptions are tanking and their credibility will soon be gone!
  • Joan Harris, one of the most over-rated secretaries in SC&P, doesn’t know Draper but attacked him last night! She’s a Jim Cutler flunky who will lose big!
  • Somebody with aptitude and conviction should buy the FAKE NEWS and failing Ad Age and run it correctly or let it fold with dignity!
  • CGC is bad but Ted Chaough is the worst of CGC. Not funny, style is terrible, always a complete loser. Really bad employee!
  • Thank you to Rachel Menken of @Menken for your great support and courage. People will support you even more now. Buy Menken’s.
  • CGC & Phillip Morris stated it’s in the final stages of making a women’s cigarette that women will buy. It won’t happen!
  • Don’t believe the fake news, SC&P is running VERY WELL. Lou Avery inherited a mess & is in the process of fixing it!
  • McCann has never tried to hire Draper. HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MCCANN- NO DEALS, NO MEETINGS, NO NOTHING!
  • Don has NOTHING to do with Heinz Ketchup act. except for fact that he won it with Pete C & has a big stake in it. Will devote ZERO TIME!
  • I’ve often said if Sally Draper were my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her!
  • The great Bert Cooper is right, Dawn & Shirley just not right “fit” for reception! 
  • I would never call Joan Harris a prostitute! Would merely say she exchanged sexual favors for shares in the company.
  • Congratulations to Pete Campbell, whose crazy rants have made him, together with Ted Chaough, the unhinged FACE of Sterling Cooper West.  Together they will Make Sterling Cooper Weak Again!  But have no fear, Don is back and stronger than ever at SC&P and he’s not going anywhere!
  • Hippie Fake News photo journalist Abe Drexler, an extraordinarily low IQ person, was stabbed by Peggy….CAN YOU BLAME HER?
  • I am watching on Air Force One flying to NATO and see that office lovers Roger Sterling and Joan Harris, along with The Angry Partners and people that worked for Jim Cutler for 8 years, are trying to put Draper on leave.  Total disgrace!
  • Pete Campbell’s support beam office is a total shithole!  Almost as bad as one of Cowboy Connie Hilton’s failing hotels!
  • Shady nurse Manolo, one of the many illegal criminal aliens infesting our country, threw Pete’s mom off a ship!  Savage Animal!
  • Why is Pete Campbell, perhaps in a near drunken state, claiming he has information on Don that he will take to Bert Cooper, leader of The Angry Partners, if he’s not promoted?  Isn’t this highly illegal?  Is it blackmail? DO SOMETHING.
  • I don’t think Pete did anything wrong with German Au Pair!  He is a good person!
  • Some people HATE the fact that I think Harry Crane should be made partner.  They would rather sell to McCann than see this.  It’s called Crane Derangement Syndrome!
  • Inconceivable that Duck would break into Roger’s office (late at night)- almost unheard of.  Even more inconceivable that Don & Peggy would listen to his private tapes- totally unheard of and perhaps illegal.  The good news is that your favorite character Harry Crane did nothing wrong!
  • Jimmy Barrett, whose dying mediocre career was saved by his terrible performance in Draper’s Utz ad is now calling him garbage and saying he laughs at him.  Jimmy, you’re performance was garbage and nobody is laughing!  Don Rickles is a funnier and far greater talent!
  • Totally off base and highly overrated lightweight Guy Mackendrick tried to restructure company and a lawnmower restructured his foot!  Blood coming all out of his whatever.  No more golf, Guy!
  • The obstructionist Angry Partners wont let Don pitch IBM. Big mistake!
  • Lyin’ Lane, a criminal immigrant,  stole from the company. Good riddance! Don’t worry, SCDP will “hang” in there!
  • Megan Draper put on a nice song and dance but it’s very hard to be a 10 with those teeth!
  • Most execs would’ve gone to Cutler’s Commander Cigarettes meeting like Don did in order to not be forced out.  That’s the ad biz!
  • THERE WAS NO COLLUSION! The only collusion was between Draper & Terrible Ted to get the Chevy account!
  • Terrible Ted Chaough just said his juice account is better than Don’s.  Be careful, Terrible Ted, or Don will spill the (Heinz) beans on you and Peggy!
  • Far left lunatic "Ginzo" Ginsberg is wandering around the office in a shirt with bloody nipple stains (very disrespectful) ranting about how computers are turning him gay. Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
  • Lyin' Joan wants to start a production company called "Holloway-Harris" Who's Holloway? Who's Harris? She's both of them! Joan is a LIAR. Everything that comes out of her mouth is a LIE. It's MADE UP FICTION. Peggy was right to run far away!
  • Bob Benson, a really dumb guy, who thinks he's "hot stuff" but he's absolutely nothing, sent a food platter to Roger's mother's funeral. Actually he never met her and Roger has no idea who he even is! This guy is such a fool, he's always carrying two coffees and trying to "bump in" to Don, Ken, Pete, or anyone above him. They need to tell him, very pointedly, "Look Bob, we've got a lot of things to do, we can't be having so many pointless conversations with you." Nobody likes him, nobody respects him, and he's unattractive inside and out! He should go back to being a man-servant at Brown Brothers Harriman and take Shady Nurse Manolo and his beard Lyin' Joan with him.
  • SC&P have not only greatly demeaned and embarrassed Don Draper, but now they're demanding he not be anywhere near clients or drink in the office. It's not good enough that they took his job away for months, just like you take candy away from a baby, but now they have to further embarrass him by making him wait around for hours just to have a meeting to tell him to "GET LOST!" They're going to see him in Mary Wells' lap if they keep it up!
  • Don has my support against a total degenerate named Duck Phillips, who sold the company just to one up him. This guy had two qualities , which don't work well together. He was drunk and dumb. The problem is he couldn't hold his liquor and self destructed in front of everyone when he found out Don doesn't have a contract. Duck Phillips is a LOWLIFE DOG KILLER and a bad executive whose advice cost Sterling Cooper two airline accounts. After the American Airlines disaster he should've been told to MOVE ON! Even though we shouldn't waste our time with him, I always feel it's necessary to hit back at overrated lightweights with low IQ!

"Under Sleepy Joe's watch Beefeater Gin lowered their alcohol content from 47% to 44% and now it's all the way down to 40%. That's right, 40%, people, if you can believe it. Think of the advertising executives: they go on their three martini lunch and they can barely even get a buzz anymore. They can't work like this, they come up to me in the streets and say 'we need the buzz to function.' And now they're saying Brandon wants to ban menthols? When I was President they knew not to lower it. They don't respect us anymore."

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