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Chapters: 12/? Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jin Ling | Jin Rulan & Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan & Lan Jingyi, Lan Jingyi & Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi & Ouyang Zizhen, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Ouyang Zizhen, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin & Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian & Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin, A-Qing & Jin Ling | Jin Rulan & Lan Jingyi & Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Ouyang Zizhen, A-Qing & Ouyang Zizhen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan & Ouyang Zizhen, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan & Lan Jingyi & Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui & Ouyang Zizhen, Mo Xuanyu & Wen Qing, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Ouyang Zizhen, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, A-Qing (Modao Zushi), Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao, Nie Huaisang, Jiang Yanli, Wen Qing (Modao Zushi), Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei, Junior Quartet (Modao Zushi), Mo Xuanyu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Girls, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Fluff and Angst, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji and Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Are Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui's Parents, The juniors being dumb teenagers, because i love them, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Trans Ouyang Zizhen, Nonbinary Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, eventually, They'll figure it out, Torture, Canonical Character Death Summary:
Jin Ling doesn’t need any friends. He has Fairy, who is the best friend that anyone could ever ask for. But one late-night walk leads to disaster, and suddenly Jin Ling is standing in the middle of a basketball court in a skirt with a dog the size of a bear. One thing leads to another, and suddenly Jin Ling is stuck with possibly the most annoying group of people (friends) to ever exist, and they’re all magical girls. So, what else is there to do but hunt down an actual murderer? — “Hey, that’s nice and all, but why are we in skirts!?” “Come on, Jin Ling, it’s one of the perks of being a magical girl!” — Or: the MDZS Magical Girl AU where Wangxian get to be dads and everyone is in a skirt at some point.
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands