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kim dokja really introduces us to yoo joonghyuk like yeah this is my favourite character in the whole wide world, he's singlehandedly kept me alive for 13 years, he's my idol, he's an incredibly written work of art. also he sucks so bad and i want to hit him with my car. brother if your biggest inspiration in life chokes you when you first meet you might need to look inward
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Has this been done? Probably.
Cale: "I will perform acts of service, deliver timely words, and devote my time to the care of people around me. Of course, I am doing this ingenuinely so that I can use them. Surely they will not mistake these behaviors for true kindness and affection and devote themselves to me."
Cale: "By Talos this can't be happening."
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high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
trantifa
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.
Your professor was trying to fight God
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i’m rewatching the apothecary diaries season 1 in preparation for starting season 2 (i like to wait until a little bit into the season to start new shows) and i forgot how immediately jinshi’s whole “maomao glared at me like i was a bug and i got so hard i passed out for a second” thing started. literally the moment he realized his #prettyboyswag moves were actually making her shudder in disgust he was sooooo ready to become her full time malewife.
think abt it. he has been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth and everyone around him chomping at the bit to make him happy (besides his nanny and gaoshun’s family ig) and then this wickedly smart servant girl begrudgingly treats him with the only bare minimum amount of respect she can get away with considering their statuses and doesn’t even bother to hide her distain for his whole Deal and he’s this close to proposing marriage, eunuch cover be damned.
maomao please put this man on a leash already his desperation is scaring the hoes
the amount of times maomao looks at jinshi and goes “wow, he’s so hot. anyone would want to fuck him immediately if they saw him like this. he’s like an insect in mating season (complimentary), the vibe he gives off is so universally attractive if i could sell it i’d make a fortune. it’s really a shame it’s being wasted on me, someone with no interest in him whatsoever” then continues about her day like that’s not the wildest shit ever is truly unreal like.
maomao my darling my love my sweet sweet weirdo. i hate to break this to you but if you aren’t at least a little interested in someone you don’t think about how devastatingly attractive they are every time you glance their way.
put the guy out of his misery and let him bark like a dog for you or whatever. before gaoshun has a stroke from watching you two do your strange mating dance and listening to jinshi be a simp all the time.
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cale henituse may think inside he is a 36 year old korean man but he is wrong! because truly deep inside he is a 47 year old south asian woman.
proof:
- obsession with gold
- so many children
- physically frail but still somehow strong asf
- says he wants slacker life, avoids said slacker activities
- obsession with gold.