Your "listen mack" Biden post has me crying with laughter. Spot on.

Look Jack, we American as the people we are going to have to make some tough choices in these coming years, and we've got to make some hash browns out of these tomatoes. It's just like my buddy no tooth Moses used to say back in nineteen thirty fifty seven; “It's okay to be gay on a Sunday as long as you've got smooth rocks in your pocket, but don't let the Rough and tumble gang catch you with your socks down.” See that's the kind of thinking we need now in this great nation in regards to Russia's invasion of the Utah. Think on your feet boy. When Vladimir Gorbachev - when Putin makes a threat against our allies in west Berlin you have to stand up straight and look a man like that straight in the eye and say "Hey. Look here feller just because we're licking each other doesn't mean you can rub vaseline in between my toes." I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. There are rough tumbling times again; our great police man and women will be on the lookout for gangs of mutants with leather jacks singing show tunes snapping their fingers menacing in every major general city, stealing baby food to make bath bombs. The sewer sister system lost to the rat king and his extremist juvenile army of turtles. But we are Americans and as long as we salute the flag and wave to the airplanes over our heads we can - I believe we can - get through this. Thank you all so much good morning good bye.