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COMMISSIONS OPEN (with discount!)

*cough* Hello everyone!

unfortunately, this fall I ended up facing very heavy medical expenses for more than 1k euros which will spike soon because now teeth issues added to the whole thing. Sadly, due to covid, I can’t currently earn any extra money, so even if I didn’t want to ask for help, I’m opening fic commissions [janie_tangerine on ao3].

Please, as.. I really need this still, if you can’t commission, consider reblogging this post!

  • the prices will be 10 euros every 1k words up to 10k words;
  • 15 euros fixed extra for explicit/NSFW;
  • there is no extra charge if I go overboard (as in, if you wanted 5k and then I write you 7k you don’t have to pay me the extra 20 euros);
  • my carrd is here;
  • if you’re interested please email me at itriedtograspastar at gmail dot com or use the tumblr chat;
  • you can pay me either via ko-fi or Paypal (ask me in private for info if choosing that);
  • if you don’t want whatever you’d like to commission published on ao3 or anywhere else just tell me and I’ll send it to you only;

also, as ko-fi has just introduced discounts this month, if you click on this link when commissioning or use the code JDEAN10, you can have a 10% off any commission until July 31st - of course any extra is still free of charge (and anyone who has commissioned already but paid the full price is most likely going to get a bit more extra wordcount <3) - if you’d rather pay through paypal I’ll apply you the discount when calculating the price.

thank you very much if you consider it. *drops post and runs*

So JKR is anti asexual now to

Anti-asexual discourse has always been a canary in the mine when it comes to anti-LGBTQ stances. First it's trans people, than ace people, then gender non-conforming people, then bi people... it will just keep going until it's every queer person.

I looked up the tweet to confirm it was real (because even now it was shocking), and she doubles down (as she always does) in follow up tweets.

It’s always felt like the way TERFs hate Asexuals is related to the fact that we kinda fuck with their narrative by existing.

They can’t spread transphobia on the back of gender essentialism that says people with penises are animals with no impulse control, if simultaneously it’s generally understood that some people (which includes some people with penises) just don’t have that sexual impulse.

If asexuality is real then a lot of Radfem rhetoric starts falling apart.

*cries majorly*

tldr: I'm behind with everything and I'll get back to answering pms I'm late with in the next few days but let's just say that not counting the first shitty two months of this year my teeth have decided to give up explode I DON'T FUCKING KNOW but as it is

  1. I took out a wisdom tooth
  2. I had a root canal
  3. said root canal looked like the tooth could be saved but then it couldn't so I had to get a crown and only that took three different dentist appts and it's not over yet
  4. I had another surgery where they basically carve out everything inside your tooth leave the shell out and put a filling inside it and I got it for two and I need it on seven total
  5. I need to take out the other wisdom tooth I have left
  6. if the pain I have on that side of the mouth is ^^^^ I'm partly saved if not it means it's the one nearby and I'll need *another* root canal on top of taking out the wisdom tooth anyway
  7. and if there's another root canal to be had it's gonna be either the same surgery as 4 or another crown

that's on top of my shit grief dealing and having risked breaking my nose twice in two months

tldr: I'll live at the dentist until june at least and it was the last thing I needed and it's taking most of my spoons please pray I get my shit together

Anonymous asked:

i was reading a fanfic for one of my favourite rare pairs and it was written SO well, the characters sounded EXACTLY like they should and their quirks and anxieties and all of it was on POINT and so I started following the author and got such whiplash from their views because it turns out they're not just super religious (which I can deal with given my parents are super religious) but they're the kind of religious that thinks their religion is the One True religion and they defend their fellow same-religion-people that shove that religion on to others as "it's our duty to save people so no, we can't live and let live"

and i lost my mind a little because even though I come from a religious family and country, I've never actually met someone who believes stuff like this. like my family has all kinds of problematic beliefs about all religions that is not ours but even they believe ppl have the right to believe or not believe what they want, you know? like they're orthodox but fully support the rights of other ppl being orthodox lmao. and i certainly haven't seen this level of blind faith and orthodoxy in someone Younger and someone who writes fanfic 😭 I'm actually mind blown at this

hey anon sorry for the late answer but I've had... four dental surgeries in two weeks and a half and I'm absolutely out of any capability of answering things on time

anyway on to the matter at hand....... I mean I'm hardly the person with a nuanced view on this specific topic because people will believe what they believe and sometimes you don't get it if you don't know them, personally I couldn't hang out with someone who defend proselytism of any kind because it's one of the three things that will make me drop people in 0.5 seconds but I wouldn't be surprised at the younger part - if someone's family is super religious the younger they are the least likely it is they have questioned a belief system they were raised in. I'd be more surprised they were writing fanfic (I mean I supposed it was het fic unless the person's religion is cool with people being lgbt?) but you never know - like my friend I once read a stevebucky fic that was SO GOOD I had to look up the author's socials and... I read immediately a take that was smth like steve rogers is the kind of white guy people create to feel better about themselves or smth and it was the last time I looked up socials for fic writers I didn't know personally because I couldn't believe someone who wrote that good a fic was absolutely completely OFF when it came to understanding shit about steve as a character so at this rate I'll expect anything X°D

even they believe ppl have the right to believe or not believe what they want, you know? like they're orthodox but fully support the rights of other ppl being orthodox lmao

I mean YES I absolutely get it and AT LEAST THAT but sadly proselytism is a thing that's widely accepted when it comes to religions in general so what are we gonna do except hoping people mellow out with age and talk to others and realize that's not exactly cool :/

anyway sorry if this answer is all over the place but I 100% understand your point and I'd have reacted the same, but also... younger people these days aren't automatically skewing progressive also which is a thing I absolutely am worried about so honestly that's what surprises me least T_T

how do you think Jaime would have reacted if he learned that jon snow is the son of rhaegar and lyanna (in the books)

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I mean at some point he will have to but tbf I don't think he'd be particularly shocked or anything? r and l were off for months and it would make sense, he doesn't gaf where people come from anyway in general and he respects them based on skills and jon has skills so if it was in the books post wow or during wow he'd be chill and he'd prob bend the knee if he and brienne came with sansa anyway and he was in charge, if he has pre-canon... well I wrote a wholeass 30k fanfic on the topic xD

I feel like in contrast to what some may say Jaime wouldn't have cucked rhaegar if cersei married him due to the time they spent with each other

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(sorry for the lateness answering this my teeth woes are at their worst)

I mean I agree he wouldn't have done that but not because of rhaegar, because if cers convinced him to give up his inheritance to join the kg and basically stay celibate forever and so on on account that they'd be together but then they WOULDN'T be (because no one convinces me that if cers married rhaegar she'd have ever risked being with jaime) he'd have woken up a lot earlier re how much cers actually cared about him (answer: zero) X°D

Anonymous asked:

Dear Janie, I hope you're doing well. I know I'm not around as much. But I wanted to let you know that I have the confidence the Muses will give you lots of inspiration and you're going to do awesome things. In addition, I'm cheering you from the distance. You're going to succeed in everything you're doing! Take care. Sincerely, Cracktastic.

heeey I hope you're doing okay!!! :D and please I've been around less too and THANK YOU FOR THE WISH because I think I need the muses to give me inspiration and force of will because this year so far has been..... let's just say I regretted saying at the end of january 'well it couldn't possibly go worse than this month RIGHT' X°DDDDD but thank you again and best luck to everything for you too!!!

op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

in my lifetime, only one party has been determined to ban books and take away/prevent human rights laws.

that party is now in power.

if you didn’t actively prevent this, you are complicit in what the current administration is doing. all of it.

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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

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