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@jasper-jemm

I draw furries & sometimes other things
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I’m just like a silly little guy who lives in the swamp and draws silly little things? A mystery indeed

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

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I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

when the whole house got the autism

i think this 2-minute doodle of an exchange between me and my roommate when i found a pebble in the car cupholder is now my most circulated drawing

the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

Watch me scheduling this to be re-reblogged in two years for obvious reasons that I might forget in that time.

Reminds me of how YouTube used to demonetize videos that referenced covid and one channel started calling it the “Backstreet Boys reunion tour” instead.

I’m now imagining a video referring to “The death toll from the Backstreet Boys reunion tour is now in six digit figures” and I’m not sure even the gallows-iest of my gallows humour is ready for that.

“When will the devastation of the Backstreet Boys reunion tour end?” 😔

“I think we just need to get used to living with the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.”

“The Backstreet Boys reunion tour has revealed the structural faultlines of our society.”

“Only herd immunity can protect us from the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.”

actual paraphrasing used by said channel “well we thought the world wide tour was finally winding down, but damn those Backstreet boys, the Ticket sails pick up yet again!”

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

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