We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

He has dry food, wet food, and wet water. From this we can deduce that what he wants is dry water. I shall get my top scientists on it at once

Unfortunately cats can't drink IPA beers

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

no april fools stuff like jumpscare or prank on this blog don’t worry 👍 going be business as usual

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

every time some annoying prick from the usa says they're going to "europe" and doesn't specify which country they should be automatically banned from the whole continent. are you going to france or lithuania answer quickly i have a gun

when they say this they should be put in a town randomizer and spawn wherever it spits out. sorry you wanted to go to Amsterdam but you're stuck in (spins wheel) wait holy shit there's actually a village in France called Anus?

if you say you're going to europe I send you here

max we made them real upset with this one i'm proud of us if only- if only we could form some kind of *voice breaks* european union...

random poll just to learn more about all of you lovely people (please reblog with your answer + how you take your coffee/tea)!