dropping to his knees the second you’re in the door, nosing your thighs and holding the back of your legs as he sniffles and looks up to your face with his big blue eyes. “missed you all day”, “need you on top of me”, “i want to cuddle”, “can i feed you what i made for dinner?”, “can i please go down on you now?”, “please, i gotta taste you”

he humps everything in sight before you get home, for sure; the couch cushions and your used underwear and your expensive shoes in the closet and the pillow on your guys’ bed (he humps his own pillow, buries his face in yours to smell you while he goes at it)

every puppy!art is a pathetic!art, but not every pathetic!art is a puppy!art. however.. there is puppy!art everywhere for those with eyes to see.. and i do

ohhh my gosh. art is so needy and patrick is so jennifer. the blonde x brunette and nerdy x popular of it all is already obvious, but that scene where jennifer is visibly jealous about needy and chip(?) so she snarks to needy “my dick is bigger than his”—tell me that’s not patrick. competitive, secretly yearning, hints of possessiveness. i definitely see it. plus art and patrick have definitely had a cathartic, twisted makeout session before.. jennifer and needy style..

he would cum and die as soon as his face gets smothered.. two pumps in, finishing everywhere, then passing out from excitement like a puppy

aaaaa gooner!art anon hello hello 💋

you did, in fact, start a revolution and now every other ask in my inbox contains freak nasty thoughts about him. i cant escape. however i respect ur anonymity and im indebted to you for opening my eyes to the endless possibilities that come with porn-obsessed-art-donaldson-jerking-off-every-chance-he-gets

me too. don’t tell anyone.

i wrote a lil thing about this on my sideblog when someone asked what pat would do if he walked in on gooner art, but i think that art would have told patrick a bit about what he’s been doing. patrick definitely laughs it off because he doesn’t know just how BAD it truly is, but once he finds out the extent of art’s perverse behavior i think he would get concerned. maybe subtly pushing art to take a break from the internet for a bit in favor of “more training time on the courts”, but of course art does not want to do that. call me crazy but i think if art didn’t get it under control, and if he didn’t try to entertain any of pat’s solutions, patrick would eventually distance himself a little bit.. like woah, dude.. its a lot, even for him

i thought albie was so cute in s2, mostly because he was a bit of a loser, but as the episodes went on i realized that he was kinda just one of those self-proclaimed “nice guys” who thinks he’s not misogynistic but is actually acting under the toxic assumption that his “kindness” should automatically grant him access to women. hm. i don’t know. i could analyze him further/better, but that’s just what i remember him for. i don’t think he was necessarily an awful person in the end, but he had his flaws and sore spots.. he wasn’t too far off from his father and his grandfather.. not as far as he liked to think. his naivety and whatnot got him in trouble

i would, though, like to do what lucia did and play into his submission. thinking about the scene where she’s riding him and asking him if he’s gonna come for her, and all he can do is nod frantically and moan. id love to peg him…. say what you want, but i think he’d actually be so down. pegging him in collapsed doggy and forcing him to apologize rodrick-style “im sorry, women”. pls

those videos where its just supposed to be two people grinding against one another naked, but then one of them moves a little bit differently and oops! it just slipped right in! hmm.. we might as well just fuck now instead!

he loves them. loves the idea of a dry humping sesh quickly turning into full-on penetration. loves imagining himself getting off to the feeling of rubbing against someone, getting so close to finishing, only to accidentally slip the tip inside and be forced to let it all spill out into their core

oh its crazy yeah. debilitating amounts of guilt and shame while he sits there covered in his own filth. hand on balls, other hand on forehead like “im such a sicko.. this needs to stop..”

then he gets horny again a few hours later and the cycle repeats itself

oh REALLY…. u don’t say….

whar did you say. please do nor say ghis to me

gooner!art face reveal no clickbait

im not even kidding i have about 20 other asks about gooner!art and there is no end in sight. i fear ive made my bed and now i must sleep in it