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Only here for Joe Burrow

@joecoolburrow

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Masterlist of my Joe Burrow fics

Here is a list of all fics, blurbs, and headcanons I have written for Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow. I will update this list whenever I post a new one. Mood boards are also included at the bottom.

If the fic contains sexual content, they will be denoted with . If you are under 18, please do not interact with those fics.

Please like/reblog if you enjoy! I love reading comments in the replies or tags. Thanks for reading my work!

Fics

Something Funnier Than 24: Fluff! Reader and Joe fall in love over a lunch date and Spongebob references.

Protection: Joe gets protected of you when you have to walk past paparazzi

Serendipity: When your romantic bye week trip gets canceled, you find a way to cheer Joe up

Seduction Playbook: Joe is spending so much time on his film study, he's neglecting his horny wife (you). So you come up with a play of your own. MDNI

Headcanons

Moodboards

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Anonymous asked:

The irony of some accounts and anons (not you because love you!) claiming some moral high ground when deducing that Joe is racist (which goes against every conversation any of the people that actually know him have ever said) for mentioning (and giving no context) that he may listen to a podcast while focusing his conversation on science and physics (which said podcaster is known to speak about, like him or not) while these same accounts and anons are misogynistic and slut shame a specific person almost DAILY because they were, at one point, at his house is wild. But no one is ready for that conversation.

Keep being you. Love your account, love your view on things.

in the same breath that he mentioned lex fridman, he mentioned david kipping who is the complete opposite (as i stated before if you scroll) don’t believe me, here’s his twitter right here for you to conveniently click and scroll through.

the minute i bring up the irony of being misogynistic 24/7 (bc it’s not almost daily with some of them, it’s hourly) bc of the voices in their heads and seeing no problem with that, they might jump me.

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Bernie Sanders was on there bc Lex Friedman has the same attitude as Joe Rogan and will talk to anyone but when an overwhelmingly amount of your guests spew racist genocidal bullshit, there’s probably being an agenda being pushed. I get listening to people on the other side to know what’s going on politically, but I think it’s safe to say that’s not the case for Joe who isn’t politically active. Also Lex Friedman is a terrible interviewer and isn’t as smart as he thinks he is so I think Joe should try to find other podcasts to nerd out to. I really really really love your work and your posts in general so im not trying to attack you, but I think we should be honest about situation. Joe isn’t a bigot but he’s not as progressive as we all thought he was

i appreciate your support love. i didn't feel that you were attacking me, i welcome different views and opinions because things would be so boring if everyone blindly agreed with each other! so no hard feelings at all, i understand where you're coming from and i think it's valid <3

my personal view is that he said he listened to science podcasts and included lex fridman, who is employed by mit and is a research scientist for machine learning. i don't believe it's valuable for me to get upset about something that isn't totally clear. he also assigned a condition to his statement by saying he listened to "some of" lex fridman's stuff. from what i can see of lex fridman's platform, there is a lot of conservative grifting/propaganda, but also a mix of surface-level "what's going on with ai?"/film discussions.

he didn't assign a condition to kipping's podcast and just said, "i enjoy his podcast" probably because it's mostly science based. in fact, david kipping is pretty outspoken on his twitter about defending science, criticizing doge cuts, amplifying black voices in stem, and even joked about katy perry being sent into space for no reason.

i also agree with you that joe is not some progressive icon and we shouldn't treat him like one. he is simply just a guy and it's important to remember that at the end of the day.

we can have fun, thirst, and psychoanalyze him all we want, but the second i turn off my phone, i don't think about that man bc not only do i not know him like that, i also have more important shit to do <3

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I’m with you on this because he specifically says he enjoys Kipping’s podcast while saying he simply “listens to some” of Fridman’s. These are two completely different statements.

People do this to compare views and doesn’t automatically even mean they agree with the views. In contrary, they could be listening to them to be completely against. I’m not even looking deep into what podcasts he even listens to as he is specifically speaking about physics and science.

i agree that they’re two different statements. i personally know several people who i would consider to be further left than i am who almost exclusively listen to joe rogan, logan paul, charlie kirk, etc. type media because it’s important to them that they know what’s going on in right wing spaces.

we can get into this more but i think the sentiment that we should only listen to people who we agree with is dangerous and part of the reason why democrats keep losing elections. everybody has different thresholds for how much they can handle but i really caution falling into the echo chamber trap when it comes to the media you engage in.

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Dream Joe interviews:

Hot Ones because apparently he loves spicy food and the interviewer always has unique questions

Undercover on the internet or Googling himself. I’m curious what he thinks of how we perceive him.

The puppy interview because duh

Gronk’s podcast so Joe can finally confront him about un-retiring

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Joe Burrow doesn't mind being thirsted over on social media. While discussing his new "Choose Better" campaign with BODYARMOR, the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback, 28, tells PEOPLE what he thinks of the internet's crush on him. "It's been interesting to see how the perception of me has changed over the years," Burrow tells PEOPLE. "I never really felt that way about myself, and I wouldn't say when I was younger, other people felt that way about me either." Burrow says it's only in the last couple of years that he's seen the internet catapult him into heartthrob status, and while he's not exactly accustomed to the focus on his personal life, he appreciates the admiration. "I just find it interesting how the change has happened over the last couple years. It makes you feel good," says Burrow. "It definitely doesn't make me feel bad. So I don't pay attention too much to it, but sometimes it's nice." During his interview with PEOPLE, Burrow also talked about how he's been spending his offseason, and shared that he's "been more into audiobooks and podcasts," but fans of the NFL star may be surprised to learn what his taste in podcasts is like. "I'm into physics and science and things of that nature," says Burrow, "So Lex Fridman, I'll listen to some of his things. David Kipping has a podcast that I enjoy listening to. So mainly physics and science currently." Burrow is also enjoying meeting his fellow BODYARMOR athlete ambassadors like WNBA star Sabrina Ionescu, Edmonton Oilers' Connor McDavid and Dallas Cowboys' CeeDee Lamb. "I like how diverse the cast is, as far as all the different sports," Burrow tells PEOPLE of the campaign. "I just met Sabrina for the first time a couple days ago, and I have a lot of respect for all those names." Burrow says working with BODYARMOR "really aligns with who I am pretty perfectly," and the brand supports his "mindset" of "trying to get better every single day." Whether he's in the gym or listening to a science podcast, Burrow says he's always looking to be a "better" version of himself, especially after a disappointing end to the Bengals' season, with the team just missing the playoffs. "I know everybody on our team wasn't satisfied with how the season ended for us, so I think everybody is focused on the same thing," he shares. "That really aligns with what BODYARMOR is doing right now with the new campaign. If I can just get a little better every day, then I'll be a little better next year than I was last year, and you can say the same thing for the year after that."
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If Netflix doesn’t get him to read thirst tweets, during the quarterback media tour, I’m gonna be mad!

If only he knew what we think about LSU Joe…

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CASSIE! I’m in the mood for a new joe series and I feel like you’d have some good recs 🤭

pulling from my fic rec masterlist:

⸺⠀ROLL FOR INITIATIVE (gender neutral-coded) multi-part series⠀⋆⠀friends to lovers.

⸺⠀SECRET OF US (angst) multi-part series⠀⋆⠀established relationship.

⸺⠀OPERATION (dad!joe au) multi-part series⠀⋆⠀established relationship.

⸺⠀SWEET ON YOU (dad!joe au) multi-part series⠀⋆⠀established relationship.

a few series that i have on my "to read" list:

series that are closer in style to the dr!reader au/series:

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do you think Joe will ever do PDA with a girlfriend?

Never say never, but I doubt it. It seems to make him uncomfortable so he’s been really careful to avoid it in his past relationships.

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😮‍💨 I live for his cocky smirk

Same! Imagine him doing it in bed while you’re writing and begging him for more

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