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The Official Joffy™

@joffyworld / joffyworld.tumblr.com

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The topics at discussion in this blog will sometimes include profanity and reflect the age of its creator (18+), you have been warned. NSFW Reblogs have, however, been moved to another account.

Hate and harassment are not welcome, you do not have to agree with someone to know they are human just as you are. Proshipping of any form is also not welcome here and it is kindly asked you move on if you do support it.

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The Unholy Devotion Zine is now Out!

This free, digital only zine about the relationship between The Lamb and Narinder from Cult of the Lamb comes packed with works from over 60 contributors, including a PDF with over 100 pages of art and writing, and downloadable merch including wallpapers, icons, a desktop pet, a custom cursor among many others!

While the zine is digital only, feel free to print it at home! Some merch even includes printable merch like stationary and coloring pages.

Head over to our itch.io page to download the zine for free!!

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Rest in peace River boy, your music meant so much to so many people, you'll be remembered forever

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Rest in peace, River Boy. We’ll listen to you, still.

Edit, and for context:

Damn, this wasn't the news I was expecting today, although I doubt anyone was.

His music, in a super roundabout way, is actually how I met Lou and a metric fuckton of my other friends from here on Tumblr on a more personal level, through a discord they all made after meeting over streams of his music. I got invited somewhat late to the party, and I haven't been around here long, but I'll always be super grateful for all that music has given me, especially so in such a beautifully complex way.

Rest in Peace legend, if a person is to be measured by the legacy they leave behind, the world has lost a being of incredible measure </3

Anonymous asked:

Get bluesky so I can follow you on it

Ykno, I really should get it because there's a TON of artists I adore that post some of the good shit on there and I'm kinda mad I keep missing it

But I also barely manage to keep up with Tumblr now let alone two socials so I think I'm gonna have to pass for now :(

Maybe later on though! Idk, I don't know really "make" anything (certainly nothing visual, I guesa poetry but idk if it'd fit on there) so It'd just be for me to shitpost and look at porn 😭

Submissions are closed!

Yay! The contest's submissions are (somewhat officially) now closed! Thank you to all who participated, it's super appreciated! I hope you all had fun and got to try something new!

As I said before, keep an eye out in the coming days for the results! I'll try and release them fairly quickly, but it depends of course on my life outside of being a weird elephant seal thing.

Anyway, love you all!

The Original Joffy™

Anonymous asked:

My Poem Entry

Sloppy doppy toetails jam

All in my shrine for Sam I Am

Need to revive his cutie patootie corpse

So that I may chew on it some morpse

I am a cannibal

Ball

Did You Know Gaming is recording me again because they don't like that i have Samuals flessh in my teeth

They don't appreatch (me)

Thank you *bows then vores you

Okay bro you win how do you want the 15 smackeroos?

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my little poem for @joffyworld 's contest (which is very cool and you should totally think about participating) which i wanted to massage into something with structure but then decided against it because what is my writing without my whimsy (also i don't have the skill needed to turn a 12-18-10-10-6 and so on syllable count into anything structurally sound)

so, yk, there comes a point where vessel has to grow a core, or something

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This is for @joffyworld contest

Little lamb once so sweet

By artist of fantasy

Little lamb once so kind

Little lamb once so sweet

Little lamb once so full of life

Little lamb where did it all go?

Off it went

Off with my head

Off it went when

the bishops claimed my head

Off it went

when my head rolled from the axe

Little lamb now so sad

Little lamb now so alone

Little lamb now so dead inside

Little lamb, how did you survive?

A deal I say

A deal I made

A deal with death

A deal to release them from their chain

Little lamb now corrupt

Little lamb now so dark

Little lamb now so twisted

Little lamb was it worth it?

I do not know

I do not know

I do not care

I am a little lamb

I am the last Little lamb

Little lamb now full of sin

Little lamb now full of greed

Little lamb now god of death

How sad this story is

The First Annual JoffyDay™ Contest!

Good evening! Good morrow! Beautiful people gather round! The time for the first ever Annual (hopefully) Joffy Day Contest is here at last! Is it a little late? Yes! Sorry about that, Joffy got the flu!

Anyway, below will be the rules, the prompt and the prizes on offer! If you are interested and wish to participate, please send a DM so I know roughly how many participants there will be! Thank you!

Without further ado:

Oh and an addendum! I forgot to include how to submit it!

If you want it to be publicly seen, then feel free to post it and I'll reblog it here! Otherwise, please send them to the submissions box on this account!

Sorry for the confusion xD, thanks guys!

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