So it is now D&D canon that the evil Drow Goddess Lolth hates a specific anti-trans argument so much that she sends demons after her followers who try and argue it.
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
Also i don't know how common knowledge this is but you can just clean your glasses with water, soap and a towel with no problems (I've just put this here because it only took me most my life to figure this out 😅)
Missing the “I need them but currently can’t find them” option
Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.
Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.
This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?
Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?
This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.
This post has been discovered by the TikTok AI Reading Bots and I’m not sure how to feel.
WHAT is it about fanfic that makes people want to use the word maudlin
maudlin counter for the day: |||||
The first time I read the word “maudlin” was in a pretentious comic drawn by an amateur college artist, and I feel like that checks out with the general mindset of a fanfic writer.
I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made
It's been a decade and a half since I watched yugioh, did kaiba know his rival was a ghost possessing a kid or was he just like that
He diagnosed yugi with DID and thought nothing further of it
The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well
This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:
But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.
This, however, are all chairs:
Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.
So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.
Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person
Hot take but I think that the first person so write a thinkpiece about how The Incredibles has all this Ayn Rand Objectivist Subtext did it to try and get people to overlook the BLATANTLY ANTI-CAPITALIST STANCE that the film takes.
Because Literally what do we see after we get the backstory of superheroes having to go into hiding because of the constant lawsuits draining the government wallet?
Bob DOING HIS JOB at Insuracare and helping customers get the coverage they paid for, but being reprimanded by his boss because he’s fucking with the shareholders’ money.
Both situations are mirrored! The people in charge discouraging people from doing the right thing, because it’s gotten too expensive!
And don’t you dare think I’m done because that stuff about Syndrome being the “Randian Parasite” or whatnot because he wants to have what the heroes have?
You fools he’s a parasite because he’s a warmonger! He literally made his island-buying levels of money by selling WEAPONS! His entire plan was to SELL the IDEA of Heroics without its IDEALS!? Engineering a situation that would put millions in danger so that he would be the one to respond to it!? That’s capitalist behavior my friend. He’s a parasite because he’s a capitalist.